Van Living, Stealth Camping: Vince and Noelle Amendola
#61
ROFL, why does EVERY LITTLE THING Noelle does make me laugh SO HARD!?!?!?!?!

I fucking love this chick, ROFL I swear, I CAN'T EVEN!!!

https://www.facebook.com/noellemariemusi...=3&theater

LMFAOLOL...

Noelle's looking WELL FUCKED!!!

She refers to it as a "Divine experience"!!!

Muwahahahahahahaha oh man!!!

I can't wait to hear her next update!!!

Muwahahahaha!!!

Obscene

Noelle is a Sagittarius. I wonder what her Chinese zodiac sign is.

I Google'd it!!!

Noelle is a Horse.

Muwahahahaha!!!

Same as me!!! No wonder she has such a hard time in relationships!!!

No wonder she's so horny!!!

Ahahaha no wonder I think Noelle is so attractive, she and I have 100% physical astrological compatibility!!! That's hot!!!

Noelle and I are SOOOOOOO astrologically compatible!!! Teehee!!! Call me, Noelle!!!
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#62
http://i.imgur.com/uSUjfRZ.png
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#63
Noelle is fine as hell though.

She really is.
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#64



11:00 - 12:00   ,    and specifically noels reaction to vince's comment  at 11:45  , wow    she did not like being perceived as a hobo living in a van lol
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#65
OMG WTF.

Shit just got real...

https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...2982871838

Noelle posted pics of her and the NEW GUY.

MY WORLD.

MY WORRRRRRLLLLLLLD.

VINCE'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, admittedly he's a hunky old dude.

They totally look right together.

He seems kinda fruity though.

He's the president of some weird kinda circus thingy.

I'm not like 1000% sure I trust this guy.

In no way am I hating. I'm just saying.

I'm just being honest.
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#66
i think the new guy is gonna put an end to coffee time ,lol ...just has that look about him not a beta cuck like poor old vince
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#67
I dunno...

I'm kinda Team Vince compared to this guy...

To be 1000% honest.

This guy is SOOOOOO extraverted. And he's always got a bunch of sexy chicks around doing that weird circus thingy.

I love the circus don't me wrong, I think it's great. Circus settings come in all shapes and sizes, and they vary from fancy to quirky etc. But...

This guy's flavor of circus isn't my cup of Tang.

There are a lot of kids in the environment too, which is a recipe for total annoyance.

It occurs to me that Noelle hasn't had any children yet, she may never. I kinda wish she would... she needs to do it NOWWW. If it's even still possible, I DON'T KNOW SCIENCE. HOW DO MAGNETS WORK!? But seriously... if this guy's gotta be the one to finally knock Noelle up, fine. He makes Noelle seem older though... for some reason. It's not really fair.

I preferred Vince's more introverted ways. Looking back, I think that was something Noelle actually didn't like that much.

Hmmm.
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#68
O M F FRICKEN G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE NEW NOELLE VIDEO TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE MET THIS WEIRD CIRCUS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Okay so right off the bat I just want to say I continue to FUCKING HATE Noelle's divided attention between the Facebook stream camera, and the YouTube stream camera. FAKEBOOK is FUCKING STUPID and I would NEVERRR watch you live there, Noelle. I would NEVERRR watch Coffeetime live on FUCKBOOK.

YOUTUBE IS WHERE YOUR AUDIENCE LIVES. STOP DIVIDING UP THE ATTENTION. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS, PUT THE CAMERAS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING LOOKING AT US. YOUTUBE MATTERS. FUCKFACEBOOK DOES NOT MATTER.

Okay, moving along...

Noelle SEEMS a little bit... weirded out, like a little bit standoffish. I can't even lie. There is SOMETHING not jiving about this interaction right here.

Freshly laid Noelle is kind of annoying.

What she's saying here is kind of an interesting example of the law of attraction though. Sort of. She met the dude who lead her to this weird circus guy, on the dating site she joined... not on Facebook where she posted the letter to her 'future lover'.

BUT... here's the HILARIOUS PART.

4:00... she says on FB she friended this guy who contacted her from this dating site and was taking her out on a date. Then she LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED that she trolled through his FRIENDS LIST and ADDED THE WEIRD CIRCUS DUDE FROM HIS FRIENDS LIST because he "LOOKED COOL"!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude wow, just wow, ROFLLLLLMAAAAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

LAW OF ATTRACTION THOUGH!!!!!!!!! A CRUEL MISTRESS THOUUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ROLLING IN DICK THOUGH YAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahahahahahahaha, wow. Wow, Noelle, wow.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, "AS SOON AS" she "got done" at the lunch with the one guy... she contacts HIS FUCKING FRIENDDDD and then goes OUT TO DINNER WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

And THE LOOK on her FACE when she's RECOUNTING THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Living.

Absolutely fucking living right now.

LIVINGGGGGGG.

Ahahaha wow. I haven't laughed this hard since I was a little boy.

THEY CUDDLED AND KISSED ON THE FIRST DATE?????

I dunno it just sounds so scandalous!

NOELLE!

OMG they saw PAUL SIMON!?!?!?!?!?!?! The fuck?? What a lucky bitch.

Yep, Noelle describes him as a "total extrovert" exactly like I said.

Dude I REALLLLLLLY dunno about this guy. "Mr. Fun"?? I mean honest to God...

I BET YOU ANYTHING this fucking guy is an AQUARIUS. And I BET YOU he's single for a REASON. Ahahahaha, I BET YOU.

He ain't no fucking spring chicken anymore... he better let somebody love him before it's too late.

Uh oh... Noelle just said she's an "extreme introvert" and that it was "overwhelming". This is interesting. I wonder if he's gonna be the playa, or if Noelle's gonna be the playa?

I can just see that guy getting tired of somebody pretty fast. There's gotta be something wrong with him and that's probably what it is.

AHAHAHAHAHA SHE'S GOING TO "THE RAINBOW GATHERING"... WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK.

IN OREGON.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northw...herin.html

It's this gathering of super weird old hippies, LOL!!!

14:47 Noelle is saying she may "transition to doing only Facebook" ... ROFL what a fucking idiot!!! Ahahahahaha, I am not gonna watch your shit on Facebook, Noelle. You've obviously totally given up on having any success on the internet. How long are you gonna keep shooting yourself in the foot? I will just wait for "Mr. Fun" to dump you or vice versa and bide my time until you realize Facebook is a shithole and come back to posting on YouTube like a normal person with some semblance of ambition.

byefelicia

I wonder if that trip out to Oregon will be a total fucking disaster. I really wonder if shit will just totally go south and totally go down. I wonder if she'll see a side of "Mr. Fun" that she doesn't like at all.

17:40 it's sad how she talks about leaving Vince knowing she was going for a 'new partnership'. And now she's like her and the new guy are sooo 'matched'. LMFAO. Riiight. It's 100% too soon to know that.

Oh Noelle, you're really something.

If I was her though... I sure wouldn't be TOO honest with the whole damn world about Vince specifically because she might have to go back to him when she realizes how great he really was.

So I did some Googling and found that this guy she's dating could be a Dog on the Chinese zodiac. So, Noelle is a Horse. If that's accurate, then they could have a great relationship. HOWEVER. There could be some major caveats. He might have an addiction problem or just be REALLY FUCKING WEIRD, or have some kind of personality issues.

LOL so Noelle is doing private lifecoaching. Sweet. I dig that.

Let's be real about it though, Noelle is just as fruity as this new guy she's dating. She founded "The School for Dreamers" for fuck's sake. Weirdo circus dude and Noelle could go far.

I think it's like a 50/50 kinda thing. It COULD work out, and it might not work out.

To sum it up... I really think that there's something Noelle might see or otherwise sense about this dude that rubs her the wrong way. There's gonna be some kinda caveat. Some kinda possible deal-breaker. Chances of said caveat being a deal-breaker is probably about 70%. That is my 'prediction' here.
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#69
I agree vince is a super good guy he just was a little scared of Noelle and basically was allowing her to make every decision and she is a bit of an airhead with no solid plans thus poor vince ends up on a ranch in the middle of nowhere ,lol. However I think he will slowly find his place and meet a good woman even though its later in life for him . Noelle is headed for some weird times , I just keep thinking of john wayne gacy and how he loved performing for children .
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#70
Kitty, I HATE admitting this and I was never gonna say it so I'm glad you did, re: Gacy and the whole entertaining children aspect. I ALWAYS get suspicious of people like this, I'm truly sorry and that's all I'm gonna say about it.

As for Vince... he was balls deep in love with Noelle and who can blame him? She's a beautiful woman. But if I had to choose between their lives right now, I would choose Vince's. I'd rather live in a van on a dude ranch than be going to the circus every day and galavanting around with "Mr. Fun". Not because I don't like the circus... I just don't prefer his brand of circus. It is not mature.

I would rather be with Vince, in essence, with someone who is more introverted and calm.
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#71
I can't believe Noelle calls herself introverted , that is ridonkulous . Growing up in church I met several noele's because singing in front of the congregation was a regular thing , same personality very matter of fact in your face ' living for jesus ' kinda vibe . My sisters were similar but have since become heathens and i must say they seem calmer now ,lol . As for Noelle i would describe her as frenetic , basically an accident waiting to happen . She is charming and the videos of her singing to folks sitting directly beside her are very funny and odd .
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#72



I started SCREAMiNGGG with laughter the SECOND they showed up on the screen and there's THIS LOOK on Vince's face, ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLLLL. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Noelle basically MADE HIM sit down and participate in this video to get back at him for 'hurting her feelings'... ROFL YOU CAN SEE IT ALL OVER HIS FACE, LMFAOLOLOL!!!

But he still loved her. Sooo so much. Ahahahaha, oh man. Those were the days right there.

THIS video is EPIC GOLD. Pure. Total. Epic. Gold. LMFAO. Ahahahahaha.

I never watched any of their videos before the 'Conscious Uncoupling' video in the OP. That was the first time I had ever seen them. So this video is a bit before that and I never watched any of these.

Ahahahahaha...

Vince and Noelle are still fuckin' MARRIED, right?! I mean!!! Vince is probably gonna hold onto that shit hard, he's probably hanging out in his van right now at the dude ranch thinking about how Noelle is still TECHNICALLY his woman. Muwahahahahaha... Oh Noelle. NOELLE, NOELLE. I would NOT cross Vince too hard honey... I wouldn't DO ITTT.

"Mr. Fun"... ROFL whatever.

1:37 "his energy was so tense!" ROFL. Dude... Noelle seems a little sensitive. If Vince had said that to me, I'd have literally said verbatim, "Shut the fuck up, you're just the camera man and my editing bitch, if you don't like some shit, you can cut it out later." Like why get all upset about it?

Man... I know Vince loved Noelle and all but he's probably pretty lucky she's gone, LOL.

Maybe Vince was just having a BAD DAY. ROFL! I mean come on. LMFAO and all the while Vince is just sitting there looking like a shamed dog. ROFL. What the fuck man. Noelle will never find another dude like Vince who will tuck his tail between his legs and take her bullshit like that.

And I don't see Vince as a "beta" or a "cuck" either... the guy's actually got some balls. I mean nobody who didn't have balls would have attempted to "STEALTH CAMP" in a patch of trees between two truck stops in south Florida. ROFLMAO!

"It FELT like he was mad at me." OMGGG. I would have smacked her so hard. LOL. Dude. Relationships are a FUCKING nightmare... good riddance to it all. Vince should just have his fond memories and avoid women from now on. Seriously.

Ugh, LOL, UGH. This video is painful. So many of their videos together were like this... painfully awkward. Like nails on a chalkboard, but not like in a BAD way. ROFL. It's that... FRICTION. BZZZZZZT. AAAAGHHH.

ROFLMAO...

What a nightmare, LMFAO fuck relationships.

I wonder what Vince's zodiac sign is. There's no info about him on Google. Rare!
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#73



LOL someone on the comments section asks what Noelle's sign is... ROFL. Those astrology weirdos though, RIGHHTTT?!

God man. In EVERY video, Vince is like, sitting in Noelle's shadow and cowering like a sad dog. Like what the fuck? I meaaan. HOW did he PUT UP with her?!

ROFLMAO...

http://i.imgur.com/gf6pa1Z.png

These two undeniably had the magic. Every. Single. Time.

ROFLMAO @ "broke up for a few hours".

LMFAO you CANNOT make this shit up.

Magic.

From "Honeymoon all over again" to "Conscious Uncoupling" in the next video, LOL.

Heaven bless these two entertaining motherfuckers, and it's sad they're through.

7:00 OMG look at how Vince reacts to Noelle's statement, his eyes bulge out, his lips quiver, he starts swallowing hard and looking even sadder... ahahahaha, damn, just damn.

And think about it, I mean she and "Mr. Fun" just met... he has NOOO idea about ANY of this. Muahahahaha.
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#74



This video has left me screaming with laughter and yelling "OMG WHAT?" repeatedly at my computer screen.

All in the first 0:26.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking love you, Noelle.

At 2:40 she just randomly breaks out into song. ROFLROFLROFLROFL.

Oh my God.

God bless Noelle.
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#75



Yeesh... :(
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#76
Alright, gonna go find a jagged glacier and impale myself. Bye everybody.
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#77



So it's not the first time Noelle's hit up online dating sites and serial dated!!!

Why would she wanna tie herself down to Mr. Fun so fast?

If I had been Noelle and slutted around in the past I would totally just go ahead and slut around some more.

I mean after you've done it a few times, why not just do it some more??

Serious question.

Noelle CONVERTED TO ISLAM and MARRIED A MUSLIM DUDE within a couple months of MEETING HIM.

OMG she got taken SOOO HARD for a green card.

Man oh man...

Wow.

4:00 ROFLMAO RANDOMLY BREAKS INTO SONG AGAIN.

LMFAO...

I unapologetically fucking love Noelle.
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#78
lol , yeesh indeed
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#79



The first half of this video is some sad shit, got nothing to say about it...

But 3:15... ROFLMAOALAOALMAOALOALAOL.

I need to quote this... I NEED TO QUOTE THIS.

"I spent our honeymoon weeping in the hot tub, and having nightmares that he was gonna die."

What the ACTUAL total fuck.

Then she just vaguely said "I left him."

WHEN DID SHE FUCKING LEAVE HIM?!?!?

Like immediately???

This is 100% pure and total Chinese zodiac Horse behavior.

LMFAO...

Noelle's Life: THE MUSICAL.

Man why doesn't she do these life story song series anymore???

LOLOL. I need half story/half song videos. C'mon Noelle.
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#80



1:45.

I'm laughing too hard to comment on this and heaven knows I couldn't do it justice anyway.
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