InfoWars’ Jake Lloyd: Adorably Inspired By & Modeled After Alex Jones
#1
Ducky 
He’s a cute 20-something up and coming in the alternative news reporting scene, and he does have talent.

Some of his mannerisms remind me of Alex.
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#2
I'd let him put it in my no-no hole!!!

Once!!!
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#3
Dancing Banana 
I hate myself sometimes.
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#4
*strokes body*

MmMmmMmmm...

Jake!
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#5
Roflmao...
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#6
Of course I'd have to know his signs.

Come on Jakey baby, throw Mama Trixie a bone...

Chinese and Western, snap snap buddy.
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#7
(04-18-2018, 05:28 PM)Crille Wrote: Roflmao...

ROFLROFL.
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#8
Jake Lloyd and Trix Malone: Smells Like Sex.
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#9
InfoWars has THE hottest reporters...

With Alex Jones of course being the supreme alpha ruler.

Makes me filthy, filthy wet.
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#10
One thing that is undeniable is an appreciation for your enthusiasm!
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#11

Jake Lloyd is the only InfoWars person I'm still subscribed to...

HumpHumpHump
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#12
(06-01-2018, 01:20 PM)Trix Wrote:
Jake Lloyd is the only InfoWars person I'm still subscribed to...

HumpHumpHump

Oh rlly? That is hot!
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#13
LOL I just about pissed myself, this adorable little nut quirt...

I swear...

LMFAOOO.

Somebody in the comment section pointed it out...

He's like, "So I'm driving along, watching some videos and stuff'...

ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL.

Ahahahaha.

Oh my God.

I can't even keep watching the rest of the video now because it's just...

It's just too much.

I like this lil Jake Lloyd fella, but holy hell...

That was just too damn fucking funny.
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#14

Look how ADORABLE he is.
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#15

God...

I love this guy.

That story is obvious propaganda though.

There are a lot of those types of stories out there...

Like the stories about polyamorous family "units".

A solid 80% of them are completely made up.
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#16
You know what's weird?

InfoWars is basically a pun on Star Wars, and a kid actor named Jake Lloyd played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999).
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#17
They are mocking all of us. Controlled opposition
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#18

I'm reeeally enjoying Jake's reporting lately...

Big Nanarub
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#19

OMFG he's ADORABLLLLEEEEEE.
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#20
Can you imagine being somebody as cute as Jake Lloyd.

What it would be like to actually BE that unbelievably adorable.

He's literally a perfect specimen.

He's one of those people you can see 'through the years'...

You can see what he'll look like as an older person.

He's just...

Agh, God. Perfect. Like I said.
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