Sex dolls. So many choices
#21
Lololololol.

I'm just trolling you buddy.

Relax.

So I can get in easier...
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#22
Here are a couple of tight holes I've been in recently. I can't find the most recent one online. It may have been a special edition product or something.

https://imgur.com/a/cpRcHjd
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#23
Do you really have a Fleshlight man?? That's pretty badass.
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#24
Those things are way superior to these fuckin' sex dolls for sure.
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#25
Looks like they've got a bunch of fun attachments...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-10...ccudry.jpg

Diffrent holes on that shit...

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...4894-5.jpg

THE FUCK.
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#26
(07-07-2018, 09:23 PM)Trix Wrote: Do you really have a Fleshlight man?? That's pretty badass.

I left my last one in my storage unit in Oklahoma. I'm stuck with Rosie and her five daughters right now. It was getting pretty worn out anyway. You can pick out a new one for me if you want. I'll name it after you if you do. lol

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/sleeves
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#27
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...4894-5.jpg

If I had a dick I'd definitely stick it in that one.
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#28
(07-07-2018, 09:26 PM)Trix Wrote: Those things are way superior to these fuckin' sex dolls for sure.

That's what I'm saying. Why spend thousands on a doll when the part you fuck is less than $70?
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#29
This one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/f...tte-purple

No, this one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/c...-pink-butt
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#30
(07-07-2018, 09:28 PM)Trix Wrote: https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...4894-5.jpg

If I had a dick I'd definitely stick it in that one.
ROFL

I don't really like teeth with my blowjobs. lol
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#31
(07-07-2018, 09:32 PM)Guest Wrote: ROFL

I don't really like teeth with my blowjobs. lol

That's why you gotta get the pink butt one.
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#32
If I was a dude I'd be getting that one.

I dunno why you'd bother with one that looks like a taint or a mouth.
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#33
(07-07-2018, 09:32 PM)Trix Wrote: This one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/f...tte-purple

No, this one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/c...-pink-butt

Nah, dude. It's got to have the vagina-shaped orifice. I'm not into butt secks. I probably couldn't even get it up for that fanged thingy. Pick out a texture.
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#34
(07-07-2018, 09:34 PM)Trix Wrote: If I was a dude I'd be getting that one.

I dunno why you'd bother with one that looks like a taint or a mouth.

Them's the parts of a lady I like to stick my pecker in, ma'am!
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#35
Ooo, I like the 'Cheeks' version of this one...

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/s...ink-sleeve
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#36
Is that the one you want me to plough while I'm calling out your name?
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#37
Prettymuch bro...

nod
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#38
What if I astrally projected while I was boning the fuck out of it one night and you suddenly woke up and felt me inside you. What then?!?
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#39
LMFAO like it'd be the first time you did that.
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#40
(07-07-2018, 10:09 PM)Trix Wrote: LMFAO like it'd be the first time you did that.

So it really worked. I wasn't sure because you never said anything the next day.

Tell me what you want me to do to you tonight.
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