FIRST RED HEIFER BORN IN 2,000 YEARS (TEOTWAWKI: Panic Sex Alert)
#1
Hump 
Oh shit y'all...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-n...ird-temple

It's on.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
"Bible prophecy FULFILLED as first ‘red heifer born in 2,000 YEARS' signalling END OF DAYS"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news...d-13213028
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#3
(09-08-2018, 11:58 PM)Trix Wrote: It's on.

And that means it's time to get it on...

Ohyeah
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#4
Sad Nana 
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#5
I'm ready let's hit it
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#6
EVERYONE.

BECOME NAKED.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#7
Nah but really though.

I've seen stories like this probably 5 or 6 times.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#8
I said in another post something to the affect the middle of our time is long gone and we are well into the end,
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#9
(09-09-2018, 12:51 AM)Trix Wrote: EVERYONE.

BECOME NAKED.

GET WET, Trix.

That's an order.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#10
Trix we are meant to join in coitus and create another prophecy. Prepare the landing strip and drink from the cup to purify your body.
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#11
Hmmm...

Are you trying to appeal to my lovechild fetish right now??

That's a sensitive area for me bro, have some respect.

Unless you're an alien, then you can just take the pussy.

Thanks!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#12
BTW, this is one of my favorite threads ever.

Which says a lot.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#13
(09-11-2018, 03:18 PM)Guest Wrote: Prepare the landing strip

You know you take it hairy or you don't get it at all, fuckslut.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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