Tarot readings by Trix...
#41
I'm a sucker for a man who can do a good Yoda impression!!!

Banana
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#42
Jawdrop 
How can you shuffle two decks of different sizes? Won't the cards fly everywhere?
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#43
I don't shuffle the two fat decks together, you ignorant slut!


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#44
I keep my big, fat decks carefully separated.
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#45
Then it isn't two decks combined, now is it? Charlatan! Oh, what's that under the table? Is it? Yes, I think it is. It's an invisible wire!
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#46
There are 4 decks total, 2 duplicates combined.

Do you get it now you grizzled old goat?
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#47
Yeah, I got that part, dipshit. I'm talking about two of the decks being larger than the other two.
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#48
I DON'T SHUFFLE THE DISPARATELY SIZED DECKS TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!!!

LOL, this reminds me of an argument George Costanza's parents would have.
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#49
It would literally be impossible.

Do you realize how fat my decks are bro?

Way fatter than yours.
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#50
My, aren't we testy today? Did Rodge hold your head under the covers while he farted last night?

Listen, you bint. It's not a combined deck if you don't shuffle them all together. That's all I'm saying.
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#51
You're just acting like a dense dumbfuck on purpose...

I'd be sad if I nailed myself in the ass and got ousted to guest only posting too, nothing you say immediately displays on the board... LMFAO! Did it to yourself buddy!

I don't actually sleep with Rodge regularly. He sits beside the bed watching over me and keeping the rest of the stuffed animals company. They all watch me masturbate.

Sleeping with Rodge constantly is not viable because I sleep in the nude and hump everything... you can't wash stuffed animals. Rodge must be kept at least somewhat hygienic.
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#52
I just got a paper cut by one of these big, fat decks!!!

Stop making me be mean to you and giving myself bad karma!!!
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#53
(12-26-2017, 10:20 PM)Trix Wrote: You're just acting like a dense dumbfuck on purpose...

I'd be sad if I nailed myself in the ass and got ousted to guest only posting too, nothing you say immediately displays on the board... LMFAO! Did it to yourself buddy!

Now you're just being a belligerent ass. A combined deck is when all of the decks are shuffled together. That's not playing dumb. It's a simple fact. Try getting up on the right side of the bed tomorrow. Geez.

(12-26-2017, 10:20 PM)Trix Wrote: you can't wash stuffed animals.

Yes, you can. My teddy bear went through the washer more times than he cared to remember.
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#54
(12-26-2017, 10:27 PM)Guest Wrote: Yes, you can. My teddy bear went through the washer more times than he cared to remember.

Exactly bro, it traumatizes them.
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#55


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#56
(12-26-2017, 10:28 PM)Trix Wrote:
(12-26-2017, 10:27 PM)Guest Wrote: Yes, you can. My teddy bear went through the washer more times than he cared to remember.

Exactly bro, it traumatizes them.

Nah, he had fun in there. It was like a big teddy bear merry-go-round to him.

"Wheeeee!!! Can I go again, Daddy?"
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#57
(12-26-2017, 10:49 PM)Guest Wrote: Nah, he had fun in there. It was like a big teddy bear merry-go-round to him.

"Wheeeee!!! Can I go again, Daddy?"

Well maybe yours was a masochist, but the one teddy bear I ever put in the wash was never the same again...

It traumatized him and he let me know it too.

Mr. Happy...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2003.html
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#58
LMAO oh my God I shared the WHOLE story of Mr. Happy in that thread...

Sometimes I really astound myself!

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#59
He wasn't a masochist, you twat. He was a bear. Bears like to play rough. LOL

And you astound me everyday. Heart
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#60
(12-26-2017, 10:55 PM) Wrote: He was a bear.

I read this as "He had a beer" and I'm like "Oh! Well that makes sense then. Wait what..."
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