Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
We FINALLY get an update video and it's...




0:24 that looks like the fast track to Diarrhea City.

I hope they know what they're doing, LMFAOOOOOOmg...

Sad Nana

If Priss needs her protein, she's better off just learning to swallow.

0:35 gotta give Priss props for wearing her #1 credo in life across her chest on what is quite apparently her favorite t-shirt.

1:30 God, you know, Zane really needs to show some chest, wouldn't you guys agree like...

Those stuffy tight necked t-shirts really do nothing for him. This normie clothing does not look right on him at all. It just looks like he's living a lie when he wears this kinda shit.

4:45 geez it's so clear Zane is talking to such a lesser being here I mean my God I dunno how he lives this way, and the thing about it is...

If he just likes to be with super dumb chicks because it makes him feel powerful or they're easy to control or whatever, isn't that kinda lazy of him?? Like doesn't that in turn dumb him down and totally diminish his ACTUAL abilities quite a bit?? Or is this like, Zane's way of taking a vacation? It's a mental and emotional vacation of epic and biblical proportions in its own sleepy right.

5:21 you couldn't pay me enough to eat that shit once they're done. You could literally hand me a jar along with a check for $1,000,000... you'd be met with a blank stare and I'd sharply turn and walk away from you.


Are we there yet?
12:13 is it just me or like...

Is there a bit of give in those lids that Zane OBVIOUSLY notices and thinks about but says absolutely nothing about and to the contrary states that the lids are tight??

Hey listen, maybe I'm low key salty since I DID get food poisoning the other day from some shit at a pot luck but...

Uhhh. No just no just not really just not at all. Ixnay on the arbacoabay.
I cannot believe a slut like annie who eats out of cans . who still eats baby food and is currently enjoying questionable personal hygiege has the tamarity to criticize healthy home cooked food
Dude, watching you eat cold beans out the can really triggered my gag reflex, i had to avert my eyes

2:38 holes in the van...

Barbacoa is fucking COW FACE, literally. 

Nasty ass Mexican street food.
It looked...


As fuck.

Do you really wanna be canning greasy shit like that??

You're supposed to can fermented food...

Healthy food isn't really greasy.
(06-10-2019, 09:14 PM)Guest Wrote: Barbacoa is fucking COW FACE, literally. 

Nasty ass Mexican.

Let’s be nice to Priss now, she can’t HELP it. Meanies.
Good thing they have that luxurious emergency vanity toilet close by after seeing that episode
This is the part where Zane finds out his little Mexican meal ticket is pregnant and the Alaska van adventure is off.

The van gets sold. Zane abandons yet another family and returns to being a bum, the only thing he's really good at.
(06-13-2019, 11:27 PM)Guest Wrote: This is the part where Zane finds out his little Mexican meal ticket is pregnant and the Alaska van adventure is off.

Dry Heave

(06-13-2019, 11:27 PM)Guest Wrote: The van gets sold. Zane abandons yet another family and returns to being a bum, the only thing he's really good at.

Let's just hope this is the only part that's true?!

I mean he IS DAMN good at being a hobo!

Not that we WANT him to be homeless or anything, but I'm just saying.
Not a chance in hell her being knocked up will stop them from trying to go to Alaska...

He's taken pregnant bitches on the road before!!!

(05-26-2019, 10:39 AM)Kara Wrote: At that point we had one kid and I was pregnant. We got into a fight and he was gonna kick me out in the middle of no where Alaska, so I could find a job ASAP get my own apt all while pregnant, until I begged him to let me stay. Asshole.
She deserves him and I don’t feel sorry for her one bit. He will ruin her life just depends on how much. More so if she gets knocked up.

A pattern's a pattern, folks.

0:40 ooo, a light bar!

1:45 what is that shit hanging over at the foot of the bed?? As if it's not constricting enough, let's add a bunch of shit to the walls. Like WTF. Whatever that shit is would need to go.

1:58 what the fuck ARE those things???

2:32 what is this chick, 12??

Like who needs that or wants that?? I don't understand.

If I'm living in a fucking VAN, I'm leaving behind all the sheeple amenities of a house, including mirrors plastered everywhere so I can constantly see the state of my decaying meat suit. We're trying to RUN AWAY FROM MORTALITY, not bring its constant reminders with us okay.

Idiots gonna idiot.

3:58 they're delusional as fuck if they think they're gonna be having smoothies and shit on the road, LOOOOOOL.


You guys...

GOTTA make more videos, you GOTTA. This shit is absolutely fucking hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

I LOVE it.

Good luck uploading videos from Canada and Alaska though... LMFAOLOLLLOLOLOLLL.

I guess the last time Zane was there, that kinda thing didn't matter.
Dang Girl! If I didn’t know better I would think you are Big Nick Digger. You might as well get a few YT accounts and start leaving hateful messages on every one of his old vids.

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