Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
Yeah okay, thanks for that lovely interjection BND.

At least I assume that's who you are...

Regardless though...

One day you might find yourself in a worse situation than Zane's, and unfortunately for you (no matter who you are) there will be no entertaining people and earning money by being interesting or doing cool shit.
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Oh God yes.

God.

Yes.

Please don't show your ballsack again though.
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Fungi I'm not approving your dumb posts...

Make posts that aren't dumb and maybe those will get approved.

I know you're very much looking forward to seeing Zane take a bath this evening...

Just go get ready.
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(01-19-2020, 04:59 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Fungi I'm not approving your dumb posts...

Make posts that aren't dumb and maybe those will get approved.

I know you're very much looking forward to seeing Zane take a bath this evening...

Just go get ready.
You know I could hide from you? Why don't I? Because you earned my Respect.
Awww whats wrong you can't admit when you're wrong lmaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo Its ok MO LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL flip flopper hahahahahaha
"Zane was only popular in 2018" roffffffffflllllllllllllllllllll
Its ok I will go away you be in peace dude :) Just coming here to give you a giggle lollllllll
Leave you too it trusted internet dude!
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Ok.
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The fuck is around the tub?

Looks like rocks and stuff?

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/1rQAAOSwu...s-l640.jpg

That's the soap.

What's that on the bottom right corner?

You know how chicks have candles around the tub?

Well Zane has fossils and geodes.

ROFL.

I mean I guess that's what those are.

I can't really see it well enough to tell for sure.
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They look like shrooms.

Am I trippin' balls?!
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Is he making Zane soup??
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https://nerdswithknives.com/classic-stone-soup/

This...

Might be the weirdest thing I've ever looked up on the internet and that's saying a lot.
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I mean it's just...

The simplicity of the idea behind stone soup and the fact that somebody wrote a recipe, and that the recipe is to boil the stone in the water and then remove the stone.

Like...

Damn yo.
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And it's...

"CLASSIC" stone soup.

No less.
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(01-19-2020, 05:34 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: And it's...

"CLASSIC" stone soup.

No less.
To make Manhattan Stone Soup you use pennies instead of stones.
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I think the whole idea is leeching minerals from the stones and whatnot...

Only super old pennies would work for that.
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(01-19-2020, 07:36 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I think the whole idea is leeching minerals from the stones and whatnot...

Only super old pennies would work for that.
Any old fool can follow a recipe, but to truly know the ingredients...

that is the difference between a cook and a chef.
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Oh yeah, and recipes are like anything else in life...

You gotta modify it to make it REALLY cool.
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(01-19-2020, 04:07 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

Okay bath stream's live!

All the Zane trolls are in the house/livestream chat cuz they just can't wait to see Zane's sweet hobo body...

We've all gone without for so long, and particularly Zane's male trolls are at the edges of their seats in this moment.

They want it bad, and who can blame them?? Truth is, love 'em or hate 'em, anybody who's lusting for Zane right now has damn good taste.

IT'S LIIIIIIIIVE.

LOL oh my God man...

I gotta tell you Zane is a natural god of entertainment...

Truly and honestly, this guy is fucking EVERYTHING.

WTF is with the Tide though?? And all the little bottles of water, LOL.

LMFAO the water only comes out of the shower head and he's had to run the shower to fill up the tub ROFL.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my God man, God bless.

​Zane looks so much better than the last time we saw him in a bath tub.

He looks meaty and delicious.

LOL oh my God this is great... bwahahahaha see, NONE of Zane's haters could be this entertaining doing nothing but sitting in a fuckin' bath tub.

OMG he's showing his mad agate collection, LOL show and tell, just like I said!!!

Camera's kinda fogging up a lil.

God this is magic.

Now he's showing an amethyst.

God...

This is so my shit. It is. You couldn't make this up and have it be any more perfect.

Now he's cutting his toenails with a knife and I am just... not sure about this content anymore. I do appreciate how caveman-like he appears while doing this though.

He just made reference to his "youngest daughter" talkin' about how she said he stinks, LMAO, but my thing is...

I feel like Zane legitimately doesn't know how many children he has.

LOL dude I have never seen ANYBODY be SUCH A NATURAL at filming themselves and sharing it via the online medium. It's like this is his honest to God destiny... how can humans be so innately good at such an unnatural thing??

Cameras and most certainly the internet are so new in human history... so how the hell is someone so innately good at it??

This is pretty zen.

He's putting the rocks in the bath with him. Zane is conducting ritual magic.

Zane got the water too hot and now he feels all fucked up.

Uh oh, he's going for the Tide.

He's about to tell a story about his time in Alaska/vanlife.

I'm nervous.

TL;DR one of the dogs shit all over the van and it was a disaster... taking dogs on a roadtrip/vanlife is fucking retarded.

Now he's putting rainbow obsidian in the bath. And some jasper. And blue agate. And purple fire agate.

Now he's singing "Patches"... what the fuck lmao. With soul AF.

Now he's talking about how his dad was a truckdriver who impregnated his mom and then his mom went to Hawaii cuz she thought she could forget about being pregnant but it didn't work cuz she was still pregnant.

Now he's singing "Sectual Healing" by Marvin Gaye.

Now he's bottling his crystal/stone infused bathwater.

Fucking legend man... pure and total fucking legend.

Zane really is so special and I can understand why people hate him... I have compassion for those people.

Group Hug
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Cmon i came here to see car wrecks. Get that rh negative hobo in the tub and hand hime a crack pipe and have some of those parking lot lizards come in to scrub his back

Thats a start call it act 1
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Is Zane RH-??

hmmm
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(01-19-2020, 08:47 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Is Zane RH-??

hmmm
Do you mean right handed? Or are you referring to his blood type?
Hes right handed and I'd say he was Rh+ because I imagine the odds of being ginger AND Rh- are quite low lol.
Dont forget to patent smegma based candles.
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Wow Guest, you're a special kinda insufferable.
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