Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
#81
OMFG Zane made a video with ME AS THE THUMBNAIL I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

The whole discussion about his penis is what set him off!!!

Me and my unquenchable curiosity about the phallus!!!

Gonna get me in trouble someday!!!

1:56 HOLY HELL listen to what he said OMG!!!

Ahahaha this is CRAAAZZZYYY!!!

Zane Greene has made me a fucking SUPERSTAR!!!

OMG!!!

Zane!!! Love you dude ROFL this is hilarious!!!

LOL he even used clips of my vids and everything!!!

I've made the BIGTIME!!!

2:15 BWAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD LEGENDDDARRRYYY!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL I am SCREAAAMINGGG with laughter about this ROFLMAOLOLOL.

OMFG this is fucking amazing.

3:54 I SHOULD MODEL A ZANE T-SHIRT HE'S SO RIGHT LMFAO!!!

I LOVE THE MUSIC TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Zane's got great taste in music.

Holy shit this video made my fucking life.

5:59 LMFAOMG.

Epic.

Gold.
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#82
great job MO you are well on your way to becoming zane's slab queen , LOL the day we see you peeking out of that fucking cob house

i have an outfit all picked out for your stone age house

http://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/O...m~mc2294md
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#83
(05-07-2018, 04:22 PM)Guest Wrote: http://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/O...m~mc2294md

That's fucking hot.
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#84
hey i think your new   slab romeo might need a donation   , 

or at least send his dog some shoes

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#85

Zane is on livestream in the middle of the desert, it's fucking BEAUTIFUL... middle of NOWHERE. Literally.

And he's talking to his audience AND shouting me out. (36:05, 55:07) This fucking guy is amazing.

I feel so connected to the west right now, like I'm THERE.

Zane is treating us all to a mini trip.

Not gonna lie, this is some of the most fascinating shit I have ever seen.

Zane is doing it right... he's doing the internet right.

He's doing the "new Hollywood" right...

Righter than right.

THIS is the future of entertainment.

This is the future, period.
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#86
Everyone on livestream chat agrees...

Zane's channel is better than TV.

He is going to be so fucking famous.
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#87
Dude LMFAO he's on livestream drinking 'hooch' he made out of some rotten fruit LMFAO.

1:10:20 he's fucking hilarious. Legit one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever come across.
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#88
DUDE OMG LMAO ZANE IS RIPPING SOME MAJOR FARTS ON LIVESTREAM.

STRAIGHT UP FUCKING COWBOY STYLE HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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#89
(04-17-2018, 10:27 PM)MO Wrote: Zane "Uncut D" Greene.

Been watching this guy off and on past 2-3 weeks. Im not 100% sold. Somethings missing from story.
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#90
I know man...

It's hard to believe he's even real and that this could be real...

But it is.

I have absolutely no doubt of that, I can totally feel it in my soul.
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#91
(05-07-2018, 09:19 PM)MO Wrote: I know man...

It's hard to believe he's even real and that this could be real...

But it is.

I have absolutely no doubt of that, I can totally feel it in my soul.

He slipped in one episode about his wife helping him. Not in those words but you know what I mean. Someone's paying that phone bill IMO.
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#92
(05-07-2018, 09:26 PM)ericb1979 Wrote: He slipped in one episode about his wife helping him. Not in those words but you know what I mean. Someone's paying that phone bill IMO.

Don't know if its easy to edit on a cell phone or not. I know nothing about that so I can't really give an opinion.
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#93

So Zane is on livestream because a BLM officer came and started talking to him...

And he's trying to school the BLM officer on burros.

So apparently he's like getting in trouble for trying to round up a burro.

This is a super nice lady.

Zane is pretty good at talking to people.

This is lady is like the burro whisperer.

I can totally dig her position here.

This BLM lady is asking Zane what his plan is.

Dude oh my God. He's talking about me while talking to these people... 17:05.

LOL about riding a horse and burros pack style into Texas and spanking his wife.

ROFLMAOLOL. He's absolutely hilarious. Fucking love this guy so much.

Aw man, this BLM officer is basically confirming that local law enforcement has been watching Zane's videos to keep tabs on him...

Sad Nana

They're saying they don't wanna make me jealous ROFLMAO this is hilarious... 20:18.

Wow dude, this is some of the greatest shit that's ever happened to me on the internet I'm not kidding.

I fucking love this.

I'm literally hanging out with a BLM officer and a couple random people in the desert while Zane is being all crazy and cussing and all kinds of shit in front of the officer chick like balls to the wall no fucks given.

Fucking obsessed.

What a blast.
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#94
Zane is a very smart guy...

Very clever.

Quick.
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#95
Yeah Zane's gotta get out of wherever the hell he was... cops are running his info like literally right now.

Zane on the run...

Get yourself to a safe place for us, brother.
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#96
Well the heat got pretty hot tonight, gotta say...

Interesting times in Zane's life.

He's gonna have to start being a lot more careful about what he shares on his channel re: his location, what he has on him, who he's meeting up with, etc.

He really needs to try to get the hell away from that whole area IMO because ALL of the law enforcement is watching him... the ENTIRE area.

They're keeping up with ALL his new videos...

They're WATCHING HIS LIVESTREAMS.

And hey I mean, I'm not saying they're doing any of that out of ill intentions...

Most likely if Zane starts growing on them, they'll start exercising their authority out of concern for his safety.

There are a lot of different factors at play here re: the attention which is on Zane, who it's coming from, how they feel about him, etc.

I'd say Zane's got all kinds of eyes on him right now with all kinds of intentions.

I also think he's following instinct in an attempt to do the right thing in his current situation...

He needs to get the hell out of Dodge.
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#97
Not gonna lie, the thought of Zane out there shittin' in the desert kinda turns me on...

Ohyeah
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#98
Zane has created something we will see imitated but never repeated. It is like season one of survivor expect we are not seeing a upper class man strip naked for mere shock value. We are seeing a man follow a destined path laid out to him by a spirit of the dessert.
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#99
Damn straight!!!

Dude I've been so busy today!!!

I missed his desert bath time livestream, I'm so bummed!!!

Dammit!!!

Banana
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1:14 dude I'm LMFAO so fucking hard watching this... so fucking hard.

WHAT IS ZANE'S LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You know it's very interesting...

As he's recounting the story from earlier the stream is cutting out pretty hard...

I feel as though something beyond us is working in Zane's favor to protect him and look out for him.

3:13 fish-pondy ROFLMAO.

3:31 it's actually really pretty surroundings.

Can I just say... the toothbrush in the hat. ROFLMAO. It gets me every time. Why is there a toothbrush in the hat?

It's really nice to see Zane again after the whole thing lastnight.

5:51 dude that sounded like... pain. LMAO. Maybe he's super sunburt or something.

"Delousing" ROFLMAO.

11:58 ROFL holy fuck, Zane taking a hobo bath in a fish pond choking to death on a Jolly Rancher.

I fucking love this guy and I cannot lie.

16:52 Nessie ROFLMAOLOLOL.

22:25 ROFLMAO driving through the desert and see a gold crazed hobo ninja taking a bath in a fish pond. LMFAOLOL.

Zane is fucking adorable.

24:36 it's pretty funny when he's sitting over there because it looks like the sun is shining from his crotch.

26:39 LMFAO people talking dirty to Zane! Personally, I'm glad he's blessed with a conservatively sized tallywhacker, nobody needs a bunch of extra meat.

Apparently someone is gonna set him up with a hotel room in Flagstaff and he's gonna livestream himself taking a nice hotel bath.
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