Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
He had someone state on comments that he was a X-Con and father with a son that is also in prison. He seems to attract many criminals and they all look at him as a Legend. I think he is simply a Petty Thief and Scammer. Also his wife is a convicted felan.
And Zane has several citations DUI type of offenses. His wife claims she is dying of breast cancer. People have already donated around $38,000.00 to that cause. No doubt the state is providing housing, foodstamps and medical aid to the wife and chldren.
Yep a fine father Zane is to his family.
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(05-08-2018, 07:34 PM)Guest Wrote: People have already donated around $38,000.00 to that cause.

BS...

(05-06-2018, 04:11 PM)MO Wrote: There's no way (in hell) they made $35k off donations from Zane's menial internet following...

People with a million YouTube subscribers would be hard pressed to come up with that much money from their audience over the course of months, even regarding a life or death situation.

I dunno who is peddling the $30k+ rumor but whoever it is has no concept of realistic crowdfunding on the internet, LMFAOOOOO!!!
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(05-08-2018, 07:34 PM)Guest Wrote: He had someone state on comments that he was a X-Con and father with a son that is also in prison.  He seems to attract many criminals and they all look at him as a Legend.  I think he is simply a Petty Thief and Scammer.  Also his wife is a convicted felan.
And Zane has several citations DUI type of offenses.  His wife claims she is dying of breast cancer.  People have already donated around $38,000.00 to that cause.  No doubt the state is providing housing, foodstamps and medical aid to the wife and chldren.
Yep a fine father Zane is to his family.

Oh shut up. People like you creating false rumors. Zane is not an ex con. All our kids are under 10 so I’m pretty sure none of them are in prison. I’m not a convicted felon. I do have stage 4 breast cancer. 
Where did the 38k come from? Lol
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Wow check it out...

The oldest video I can find from Zane:

2013.

Seems like he's never lived in a steady place for an extended period of time.

His astrology chart says he gets bored fast and runs off on travels prettymuch all the time.

I'd say that seems pretty accurate.

The whole discovery of Zane has taught me something pretty key...

You gotta go back to the oldest uploads on a channel when you find somebody new and see how they were then, and how they are now.

I dunno, seems like a pattern of chaos in Zane's life. Seems like he'll go through super destructive periods, then he'll go through a semi-stable situation (but certainly never stable enough to be that comfortable, IMO). Then he'll go back into chaos again.

Seems like he's on a cycle of destruction again, I mean truly... how does one recover from damn near a year of being homeless in the desert? What's the next chapter after a period that like?

In this video, Zane says he died from OD after having lost a bunch of money to theft committed by an old friend he trusted:

But then in a later video, he claims his own wife was the one who deleted his channel etc.? 2:16... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg7FUNzWx1c

Poor Zane has experienced trauma and rock bottom. But what is the truth?

So he's talking about having seen a co-worker get electrocuted to death, and says it gave him PTSD.

I'm not saying that's not incredibly traumatic, but there's a lot more than that going on here.
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(04-17-2018, 06:53 PM)MO Wrote:

In retrospect I think this really is the most honest video Zane has made...

Somebody really just needs to help him.

This is the follow-up video. Interesting at 5:21.

He seems to be recounting true details.

I don't think he's totally lying about this.

Tons of seriously bad life choices, LOL.

It's all just proof that having a relationship and having children is a complete and total nightmare, LMAO.

Like even if you're not having children with a homeless guy...

Even if you're in a relationship with a rich dude and having his children...

It's a complete fucking nightmare no matter how you cut the cards.

Not sure why life has to be such a fucking catch-22.

9:56 sounds like an honest rap to me...

Let's call down heavenly justice and set the scales in balance.

Zane...

Rise.
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These three videos from Zane's older channel seem to be all the details of Zane's most recent desert hobo life episode and just how the hell it started:


He talks about getting out of the hospital after having died, then having psychosis.

13:37 ROFLMAO holy fuck. Zane's life.


4:25 - 4:56 ROLFMAOLOL. Ah man. It's all so fucked up, but he still makes me laugh.

It seems to me that going too far and ending up near death etc. is a pattern in Zane's life...

Which really sucks because I don't want to see that, and the truth is you can only tempt fate so many times.

Zane is very much a legend, however... he is going to have to change some things if he expects to truly fulfill what he calls his 'mission'.
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LOL check this out, 2015...

Zane in a legit hotel room!!!

I like his type of warmup and workout... that's my kinda shit right there.

11:46 Zane is a machine... guy's meant to roam like a wild horse.

The gods need to smile upon us and show us what 2018 Zane would do in a hotel room.
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"So he's talking about having seen a co-worker get electrocuted to death, and says it gave him PTSD.

I'm not saying that's not incredibly traumatic, but there's a lot more than that going on here."


after watching many of his vids the first thing i gotta wonder is was zane yapping away like a mother fucker jumping from one topic to the next completely distracting yet entertaining his co-workers possibly leading to the unfortunate incident , lol
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2014 video.

0:50 Zane life story, father was a trucker... adventure/travel life automatically implied.

1:54 and Zane said that he was never abused in his childhood, claims he was never spanked... yeah Zane, well abuse and trauma come in a whole lot of forms honey.

I'll tell you one thing about Zane though...

He's meant to win. He's not meant to lose.

8:42 awwwe. Poor Zane.

If Zane had been my babychild, I would have made him my world.

13:30 meth at fifteen. So sad. Poor sweet Zane.


5:34 Star Wars tattoo, hell yeah!!!

8:58 ROFLMAO... ah wow. That sound effect perfectly coinciding with his story.

15:03 ROFLMAO. It's very funny to hear these stories.

18:33 "sex abuse", LMFAO oh my God fuck yes!!!!!!!!!

Banana

Sounds like Zane is my kinda guy...

Ohyeah

19:11 a bagel baker ROFLMAOLOL.

Ah well...

Interesting videos, I think that prettymuch explains everything.
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0:42 poor Zane is getting worn by all the exposure to the desert.

I can't wait for Zane to get rich and famous...

He needs to experience both sides of the coin.

That will help make his life of wild tales complete.

2:22 ROFLMAO.

11:58 I'm just gonna shamelessly timestamp all the shoutouts.

14:11 LMFAO Zane addresses the toothbrush! What a legend!

14:34 ROFL look at the patch on his hat!!! "Authorized Sexauer Service Plumber"?!

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...829ee6.png

15:24 Amsterdam sucks, it's totally depressing with those fucking clock towers going off in 15 minute intervals all day and night and the people are assholes. I ain't hatin', I'm just sayin'.

18:46 I gotta say...

If I walked up on a place like that in the middle of the desert and there were some rough lookin' fuckers like that sitting outside sounding all crazy and shit, I'd run like hell. I would run. Like. Hell. Far and fast. LMAO. But I really don't think Zane is your typical fucker out there... he's got a good vibe. But you wouldn't really know that if you just walked up on 'em.

23:16 shoutout! Zane thinks I'm funny!

I hate the suggestion that Zane should meet up with other YouTubers and stuff. Zane is just in a league of his own... and I can't stand seeing YouTubers on each others' channels. I watch YouTube channels to see one damn person, and I don't wanna see other people in their damn videos.

26:20 LOL, Zane is the greatest.

This little homeless desert journey of his needs to culminate in internet world fame and renown and he needs to retire to a nice mansion. I think it's about time Zane got his just due.

30:58 - 31:18 oh dear... I hope Zane is joking!!!

31:33 Zane needs help for those hands. He needs to get the hell out of this whole situation. He really does.

32:48 awe, it's so sad poor Zane can't relieve himself because of how fucked up his hands are! If for no other reason than to be able to jerk off again, I would be calling it quits on this whole homeless in the desert thingy and I'd be shacking up with any decent lady who would take me...

Zane needs a nice lady to take him in, nurse his wounds... apply the ointments and the lotions and the healing salves.

33:07 that's right Zane... I'm conspiring in your favor buddy. I'm putting in the good word... you're gonna get saved by the angels baby, hotass sexy chick angels who are gonna lather that tired cowboy body up in all kinda witchy medicine woman formulas.

33:50 I wonder if he's joking or if he really got tested for AIDS.

34:32 ROFLROFL.

35:44 Andre better come through on that damn hotel room! Shit would change Zane's life right about now.

And give us some nice entertainment...

Ohyeah

It's gonna happen.
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19:15, Zane just walks off the side of the road and finds a random spot to "camp"... i.e., take his pack off, sit down, lean against the bag and stay there all night.

31:55, he's carrying their whole lives in the bag. Dog food, bowl, etc. Just setting up camp on a rocky, sticker infested bit of desert by some road. I mean it's just crazy... it's fascinating, it's one of the most interesting things I have ever seen. And that's saying a lot.

Zane has completely broken the mold. No one is doing what Zane is doing. In the middle of the desert, broadcasting their crazy homeless life on the internet... in the middle of the desert. It's the whole 'middle of the desert' part that gets me. Zane is doing something no human has ever done before. He's doing something in a whole new way no one ever has.

He deserves a lot of recognition for that.

34:43 ROFL @ the wind storm that just randomly kicks up when he's about to start smoking... *shakes head*

No coincidences.

Starlight follows Zane Greene.
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Zane reminds me of The Fool card from the tarot...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...b4901f.jpg

Walking along the jagged desert rocks, carrying his bag, dog at his feet...

Dangerously close to the edge. Having taken the journey through the Cups, Rods, Pentacles, Swords...

He's now on The Fool's journey, which will culminate in The World.

To me it symbolizes that through this amazing and groundbreaking, albeit dangerous and costly journey...

The world will finally understand the greatness, majesty and pure excellence which encompasses Zane Greene.

Zane Greene is forever. He's caused the universe to implode. He's the sole reason aliens have taken interest in the human species, and the soap opera that is earth...

Out of all the humans ever, Zane is the one who got their attention... the one who made them stop and say hey, you know what? These fucking humans are crazy, but there might be something more to them... and we need to take a closer look at this.

Zane's name will go down in history.
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(05-09-2018, 02:16 PM)MO Wrote:
This is the follow-up video. Interesting at 5:21.

He seems to be recounting true details.

I don't think he's totally lying about this.

And just why the hell was this video removed??

*crosses arms ... stares at Zane ... taps foot*
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I watched this livestream in bed naked on my phone.

Heat lightning was keeping me awake... so I decided to check in with YouTube and see if Zane was streaming.

He just happened to be...

Drinkin’ moonshine in the desert with some random dude who stopped by to meet him.

It’s fricken nighttime, what the hell are they gonna get up to out there!?

I feel like that guy wanted to talk to Zane about some REAL shit.

One of these days, Zane’s gonna find himself sitting in a big ol’ fancy mansion and he’s gonna ask himself, “How did I get here?”
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(05-09-2018, 04:37 PM)Jack Wrote: "So he's talking about having seen a co-worker get electrocuted to death, and says it gave him PTSD.

I'm not saying that's not incredibly traumatic, but there's a lot more than that going on here."


after watching many of his vids  the first thing i gotta wonder is was zane yapping away like a mother fucker jumping from one topic to the next completely distracting yet entertaining his co-workers possibly leading to the unfortunate incident   , lol
I am surprised that we have not heard from any of his old co workers.   Then he took off work to take care of his wife and
ended up not even working there at all after a short time.  Amazing that he quit working while she was being treated for breast cancer.  Not sure if they require random drug testing however it may have played a part in his leaving the company.
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Check Mack out at 3:20, look what he does with his foot LOL so cute.
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holyshit , those two are a match made in hobo heaven
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Zane has really worn down since he left the family in Texas.

Looks quite thin these days too.

This really can't go on forever.
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The more I watch Zane's vids and live streams the more I call BS on the back story. His wife is always in the comments befriending others and seems overall nice. Didn't Zane say they wasn't on good terms and stuff like that. Maybe I missed something.
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I do think he is very entertaining compared to all the BS on YouTube but everything isn't as it appears to be.
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