Rich Lopp: Hottest Dude Tarot Reader Ever
#1
nanarub 
This fuckin' guy is fine as HELL...









And he's RIGHT about shit too.

I've been watching him since he had 900 subscribers... less than a year ago.

He shot to like 30K crazy fast once he started doing tarot readings.

I'm sooo glad he decided to do that, I'm typically not into dude tarot readers, but he is fun to watch.

He's got a nice voice, he's easy to look at, he's got a good sense of humor. He's great.

But DAMN, one thing I've noticed is that the ladies in the tarot/esoteric community on YouTube are fucking RABIDLY LUSTFUL!!!

The comments they leave on this guy's videos, OH MY GOD!!! ROFLROFLROFL!!!

And women try to act like men are shallow!!! LOLOL!!!
God made me funky...
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#2
But if you wanna be drowning in pussy on the internet (LOL) seems like the easiest and fastest way to do it is to be absurdly hot and read tarot.
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#3
Like EVERY single comment on his videos are hot chicks.

Well they might not ALL be hot, but...

I mean they're ALL up there with their faces as their pics, and they use all the filters and shit to make themselves look better, trying to look as good as possible.

I mean just SWIMMING in it...

It seems like it'd be a dream come true, and I'm sure it is, but it also seems like Rich has been sorta swamped lately since he rose to prominence so fast.
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#4
I think he's been low key overwhelmed.

Seems like he tries super hard to please people too...

Which is fine but it's never gonna work or be enough for people.

He shouldn't go with the tactic of trying to please everyone, or just do too much in general.

He was saying the other day he needs a new phone to do his work on...

So I get the idea he doesn't even have a laptop or a desktop and that's CRAZY to me.

When I hear about people doing all this shit from their phones, I just think about how much easier it would be to do it from a laptop or desktop and how much more they'd be able to accomplish.

He says he's getting the iPhone 8 or something like that to replace his current phone, and then he's just gonna do the work on that.

But I kinda think he needs to get a laptop too. I'm sure if he asked his audience they'd pitch in for him to get a Macbook Air or something like that.

Teehee! It's so fun to watch people rise up.
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#5
He's got nice hands too.

He doesn't physically look like a wimp...

I like that.

He looks like he has a great body...

He should show us more of it.
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#6
Dancing Banana 
And yes, I am one of those "rabidly lustful" tarot/esoteric chicks...

Chuckle

That's why I'm saying, it takes one to know one!
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#7
(11-07-2018, 03:18 PM)Trix Wrote: When I hear about people doing all this shit from their phones, I just think about how much easier it would be to do it from a laptop or desktop and how much more they'd be able to accomplish.

I mean I'm sorry, but you can't really do intricate work very fast from a phone...

Just to copy and paste some shit is so much more time consuming and tedious than it is on a laptop or desktop.

I think it's a conspiracy to slow people down and make them less effective as it pertains to sharing info.

Like REAL info, not stupid shit that people post on social media.
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#8
He used to have other videos on his channel about his life and his past and stuff...

Seems like he privated those videos or something.

Probably for the best cuz they were DAAAAAARK!!!

LMAO!!!

Cheers2
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#9
So he lives in Maine, apparently with his girlfriend who supposedly has a teenage daughter?!

No way in hell I'd be letting my teenage daughter live around something that fuckable!!!

I mean that is a delicious piece of meat...

Any way it goes, you can't expect to put him in with the wolves and not have him be devoured.

But if his girlfriend has a teenage daughter, then how fricken old is SHE?? Rich is only 30...

Is he dating older chicks?? Is Rich a cougar hunter?? Am I slightly moist right now??
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#10
I'm just saying...

If Rich Lopp lived with me, I'd be totally in love with him.
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#11
Heinously embarrassing semi-discussion about Rich from the "Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim" thread...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-296-page-53.html

(11-06-2018, 10:38 PM)Trix Wrote: "God I wanna fuck that guy so bad."

(11-07-2018, 06:49 PM)Dreamz Wrote: Lol, your tarot card guy?

(11-07-2018, 06:50 PM)Trix Wrote: YOU FUCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did you KNOW THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You know what, FUCK IT, I would typically deny some kinda blatant callout shit like that but OH MY GOD.

I have to bow the fuck down to that kinda intuitive ownage.

(11-07-2018, 06:55 PM)Dreamz Wrote: You doubt me

Cute

Le sigh

(11-07-2018, 06:57 PM)Trix Wrote: Dude I mean...

I should be embarrassed right now, but I'm not.

I blatantly admit I want to fuck people all the time, so it's not a big deal...

But low key...

LOW KEY.

Lil shook.

(11-07-2018, 07:00 PM)Dreamz Wrote: I would be..

I'd be wondering, what's Dreamz picking up but keeping to himself lol


Kidding, i just follow along, little deductive reasoning can work like magic

(11-07-2018, 07:03 PM)Trix Wrote: Well to be fair I mean the lust is particularly strong with this one...

I wish the sex stork would just come and drop Rich off on my doorstep naked.

(11-07-2018, 07:05 PM)Trix Wrote: Having said that...

Energetic signatures are carried through text, and I was thinking about it hard when I posted that just like with most other things on this thread, being heavily inspired spur of the moment posts.

(11-07-2018, 07:05 PM)Trix Wrote: But who knows I mean, maybe Rich and I are just destined to bang...

Hump

Ohyeah
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#12
(11-07-2018, 07:09 PM)Trix Wrote: Heinously embarrassing semi-discussion about Rich from the "Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim" thread...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-296.html










Ohyeah

Very true lol

Words carry meaning, in more ways than done think..
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#13
I've been racking my brain trying to think of who Rich looks like. He looks like a young Sam Elliott!
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#14
(11-07-2018, 07:17 PM)Willow Wrote: I've been racking my brain trying to think of who Rich looks like. He looks like a young Sam Elliott!

Lololol good catch
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#15
nanarub 
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#16
Lololol
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#17
Makes me wanna bang hard as fuck, NGL.
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#18
I wonder if Rich is kinky.

He never talks about anything sexual...

That probably means he gets a lot of action.

I talk about sex all the time, yet I never get to have any.

Rich is an Aquarius sun sign so I’m sure he likes to get weird.

He’s a Virgo moon and rising though, so that’s...

Meh I dunno, people with Virgo rising can be kinda weird about dirty shit.

I’m a Virgo moon too so that is something I can relate to.
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#19
lol

he looks like he prolly choke you blue and watch the color come back to your face over and over while kissing you :)
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#20
Why are you just trying to turn me on so fucking hard right now you BASTARD?
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