I mean he has no looks or physique. He could be anything you want him to be. The perfect dream guy, right?
Fuckin' totally perfect but...
I'd want to bang super hard for at least a year, then do an unveiling and make him visible again just so I can see what I've been getting nailed by.
He would harvest all your loosh
I always knew he was a loosh jacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That GAUL DURNED INVISIBLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
The French? They were among the first European "barbarians" to be Romanized.
Pretty Gauling what your momma did.
Kenny I fucking love you so much oh my God.
Yeah i wish we lived in a tiny house with 2 cats and triplets on the way after i knocked you up on the 50th attempt
(11-20-2018, 07:47 PM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]after i knocked you up on the 50th attempt
You're so scientifical, Kenny...
(11-20-2018, 07:49 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]You're so scientifical, Kenny...
Nah, he wanted to enjoy your slammin' bod for as long as possible before he wrecked it with three kids.
I could only be so very lucky.
(11-20-2018, 07:59 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I could only be so very lucky.
Are you unable to bear children? That would be a crying shame because they would be so smart and beautiful.
Hmmm, I don't know if I can have kids or not.
But the next time I land a willing dude, I plan to find out.
(11-20-2018, 08:11 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Hmmm, I don't know if I can have kids or not.
But the next time I land a willing dude, I plan to find out.
Dude... there are plenty of willing dudes.
Are you gonna get married or do the single mom thing?
LOL I'm not reproducing with some random idiot.
I'm doing nature's version of 'designer babies'...
I know what kind of traits I'm looking for in a man.
His life experiences and his genetics have to be suitable.
If I don't find the right person, it's better to have none.
I am absolutely fine with that possibility.
That said, I'm looking to marry...
I've found plenty of prospective sperm donors, but I haven't found marriage material.
There's always something wrong with these fuckin' dudes.
I can't have sex with someone I wouldn't reproduce with...
And I can't have sex with someone until I've given them enough time to show their true colors.
It's a complicated matter in an age of dating apps and a hookup culture, which I find absolutely repulsive.
Living in a small town isn't helping your opportunities for finding suitable men. What do you propose to do about that?
I wouldn't recommend dating apps either. Online dating is a miserable experience all the way around. You'll invariably be disappointed because there are no mythical people on the Internet who are somehow better than the ones you'd meet in real life.
TL;DR: You definitely need to meet people in real life, and you need to do it someplace where there's a large variety.
(11-20-2018, 08:29 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I wouldn't recommend dating apps either.
I would never use a dating app.
(11-20-2018, 08:29 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Online dating is a miserable experience all the way around. You'll invariably be disappointed because there are no mythical people on the Internet who are somehow better than the ones you'd meet in real life.
Meh, I disagree... I've met a lot of people from the internet world in real life and they've been pretty fucking great.