Doing literally the opposite of what a map is supposed to do.
Hawaii is landlocked smack in the middle of Mexico surrounded by what I can only imagine to be some of the most beautiful waters.
The map guy didn't want to waste a lot of paper drawing half of Canada and the Pacific Ocean just to fit a couple of n00b states in there.
If you have to go against the whole purpose and function of a map in order to fit more states in there, then those places shouldn't be states.
I mean we should've made Alaska wait until we conquered western Canada first, so all of our shit would be connected at least.
