SECTUAL

I mean I can't believe they make these things for kids, it just seems so grizzly...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e...loseup.png

Like there's no polite way to drown the Teddy Graham in milk...

And the only logical way to do it for max cookie exposure is to hold it under by the foot.

Shit ain't even right.

And before anybody roasts my nuts for eating Teddy Grahams, listen...

You're right.

It's more humane to drown them first. Eating them alive would be barbaric.

LMFAOOOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!