02-24-2019, 05:01 AM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Now I ain't even gonna lie... this is NOT my first time.
I've seen this movie before. Growing up, it was sort of a legend in my household...
We loved to watch this movie and make fun of certain scenes. It was a blast, we all thought it was a great movie.
Since I've never reviewed/commentated on it, I'm using that as an excuse to watch it again...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/
It's not on YouTube in any usable form, so I'll just embed the trailer...
Timestamps are from an online rental version of the movie and should be pretty accurate.
I was actually surprised at the limited viewing options online for this movie...
It's kinda woke in a few areas, maybe that's why they make it a little less available.
Anyway, onto the film...
Popcorn in hand!
Bwahahahaha I'm FUCKING stoked, I LOVE this fucking movie.
3:20 I gotta say, I understand these very first opening scenes are necessary to the story, but I've always kinda just skipped to the action. I'll stick it out for the sake of commentating this time though.
4:45 my brother used to make fun of this little girl hardcore... ROFLMAOOOOOO.
6:00 I always thought this ugly sweater guy was pretty off the hook, I mean seems like a super righteous dude to be with.
7:15 prostitution should be legal!!!
http://www.sectual.com/thread-7302.html
9:10 this part was always so sad and unexpected.
10:35 this movie is fucking excellent.
12:15 like fucking relax dude, maybe it's just another clone.
13:00 whoa dude Geena Davis has a widow's peak?!
14:08 wow, look at this bitch acting like he didn't give her the greatest gift any woman could receive... a son?! I hate bitchass moms.
15:50 this is a fucking legendary scene right here... "Chefs do that."
18:22 LMFAO, this guy is inarguably fucking hot.
19:20 this is another scene we always used to make fun of, LOL. I think we made fun of stuff when it made us feel bad about some shit. Cuz I mean it IS a terrible scene, LOL. It really is.
21:15 dude this guy is so fucking great, LOL. Like I never realized how great he was until re-watching this movie as a grownass woman.
22:10 OMG this part was FUCKINGGG CRAZZZZZZYYYYY.
Lit. Fucking lit.
22:50 ROFL God this kid is soooo fucking annoying... they did a perfect job all putting her in the way and shit. Pro.
23:20 this bitch has been through a lot lately y'all.
23:52 fuckin' GOT 'EM.
I always loved it when she licked her fingers.
26:20 dude I'm fricken in love with this guy I can't even lie ROFLMFAOLOL. They could have never made a more agonizingly perfect character.
27:45 I'M NOT TALKIN' 'BOUT THE LINEN.
30:40 ROFLMAOOO "Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. And I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay."
34:25 she DOES have a FUCKINGGG MAD widow's peak... DAMN though. I mean that is a STRAIGHT UP MOTHERFUCKING ENVIABLE widow's peak.
35:30 I just think this movie's so cool because she slowly remembers who she is.
40:30 I'd immediately be onto this guy. Immediately. He came out of nowhere, hot and heavy... get real.
41:40 she fucking housed that guy so hard.
43:00 I fucking love this scene. God fucking bless. How anyone could give this movie less than 10 stars is way beyond me.
44:40 I love this old guy.
OMG he's her trainer... I forgot about that. Dear God, how hot can it get. This movie gets me turnt.
49:30 she knows all that shit about him cuz she studied him, not cuz they were together.
50:30 "That's a duck, not a dick."
51:18 OMG I fuckin' said the same thing, what're the odds though?! (LOL.) (No but for reals.)
53:45 now this right here is the first issue I have with this movie. These two just nonchalantly discussing their next big mission... it's like, really y'all? It just wouldn't happen. I'm sorry. It's a way to inform viewers of plot and direction, but... as far as being realistic (I get it, it's fiction, but still), well it way misses the mark.
54:30 "Best night of your fuckin' life." LMFAO this guy is SUCH a douche. Best night my ass! Fuck you bro!
55:08 aaaaaand we're on.
56:58 bwahahahaha, I fucking love this bitch, dude. Oh my God I love her.
"I let you touch me, cowboy. I think I need a bath." Fucking amen. Can I get a hallelujah!?
58:45 fuckin' slainnnn.
59:20 LOL I always felt so bad for him in this scene.
59:55 love this song.
1:00:48 Charly is my fucking hero.
1:00:10 I love the way he wakes up in this badass hotel. LOL... so disorienting.
1:02:25 I fucking love Geena Davis dude.
1:08:20 LMFAOOOOOLOLOLOLOL.
1:09:00 another legendary scene... I fucking love the bickering between these two.
1:09:30 ahhh, 'Stubborn Kinda Fellow', my favorite Marvin Gaye song.
1:09:50 so true, fuck New Jersey, the place is dismal!
1:10:50 LOL I love the way he just lays there. Awesome shoes too, LOL.
1:12:36 OMG one of the most legendary scenes is coming up... the kid with the cigarette. ROFLMAOOO I love this scene. God this is a great movie.
1:13:30 I love how she just goes and ransacks her own house, LMAO. I honestly think Geena Davis is a great actress.
I really think that her character in this movie is the most badass female movie character of all time.
1:19:00 this is another scene I always forget about... going straight to the phone company, such a brilliant rouse.
1:20:40 Niagara Fall is a trippy place.
1:22:00 "One terrorist on ice, ready to play patsy"... and so you see, this is why this movie is hard to find and they gave it such a shit rating when it first came out.
1:23:15 this is a fucking amazing movie you guys.
1:27:00 - 1:27:50 mmmhmmm.
1:28:30 LOL do these people never learn.
1:30:50 BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this bitch. Did I ever say that I love this bitch? Cuz I love this bitch. "Am I telling the truth?"
1:31:17 "Mommy, it's cold in here." And they call ME Mister Obvious!?
1:33:15 LOL Samuel L. Jackson's character in this movie was the shit... definitely my favorite of all his roles.
1:35:40 so WHERE does she fucking hide? ANY GUESSES!?!?! ROFLMAOOOOO this fucking kid though. The shit is hilarious.
1:37:50 "Your OTHER left." ROFLROFL.
1:41:00 female drivers thouuuughhhh.
This movie is so fucking legendary.
1:41:50 it skids to a stop just shy of the Canadian border... I always found that very interesting.
1:44:35 "Mommy I hit my head!" LMFAOOOOOOO they are trolling so hard with this kid though.
1:48:15 FUCK yes. ROFL. FUCK yes.
1:49:30 "Die screaming, motherfucker."
1:50:35 "Don't hit the cars!" ROFLMAOLOL that look he gives her... that's what the audience has been thinking about her this whole time LMFAOLOLOL.
1:53:10 LOLOL I always loved this part.
Ahhhhh. Good times.
Now I ain't even gonna lie... this is NOT my first time.
I've seen this movie before. Growing up, it was sort of a legend in my household...
We loved to watch this movie and make fun of certain scenes. It was a blast, we all thought it was a great movie.
Since I've never reviewed/commentated on it, I'm using that as an excuse to watch it again...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/
It's not on YouTube in any usable form, so I'll just embed the trailer...
Timestamps are from an online rental version of the movie and should be pretty accurate.
I was actually surprised at the limited viewing options online for this movie...
It's kinda woke in a few areas, maybe that's why they make it a little less available.
Anyway, onto the film...
Popcorn in hand!
Bwahahahaha I'm FUCKING stoked, I LOVE this fucking movie.
3:20 I gotta say, I understand these very first opening scenes are necessary to the story, but I've always kinda just skipped to the action. I'll stick it out for the sake of commentating this time though.
4:45 my brother used to make fun of this little girl hardcore... ROFLMAOOOOOO.
6:00 I always thought this ugly sweater guy was pretty off the hook, I mean seems like a super righteous dude to be with.
7:15 prostitution should be legal!!!
http://www.sectual.com/thread-7302.html
9:10 this part was always so sad and unexpected.
10:35 this movie is fucking excellent.
12:15 like fucking relax dude, maybe it's just another clone.
13:00 whoa dude Geena Davis has a widow's peak?!
14:08 wow, look at this bitch acting like he didn't give her the greatest gift any woman could receive... a son?! I hate bitchass moms.
15:50 this is a fucking legendary scene right here... "Chefs do that."
18:22 LMFAO, this guy is inarguably fucking hot.
19:20 this is another scene we always used to make fun of, LOL. I think we made fun of stuff when it made us feel bad about some shit. Cuz I mean it IS a terrible scene, LOL. It really is.
21:15 dude this guy is so fucking great, LOL. Like I never realized how great he was until re-watching this movie as a grownass woman.
22:10 OMG this part was FUCKINGGG CRAZZZZZZYYYYY.
Lit. Fucking lit.
22:50 ROFL God this kid is soooo fucking annoying... they did a perfect job all putting her in the way and shit. Pro.
23:20 this bitch has been through a lot lately y'all.
23:52 fuckin' GOT 'EM.
I always loved it when she licked her fingers.
26:20 dude I'm fricken in love with this guy I can't even lie ROFLMFAOLOL. They could have never made a more agonizingly perfect character.
27:45 I'M NOT TALKIN' 'BOUT THE LINEN.
30:40 ROFLMAOOO "Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. And I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay."
34:25 she DOES have a FUCKINGGG MAD widow's peak... DAMN though. I mean that is a STRAIGHT UP MOTHERFUCKING ENVIABLE widow's peak.
35:30 I just think this movie's so cool because she slowly remembers who she is.
40:30 I'd immediately be onto this guy. Immediately. He came out of nowhere, hot and heavy... get real.
41:40 she fucking housed that guy so hard.
43:00 I fucking love this scene. God fucking bless. How anyone could give this movie less than 10 stars is way beyond me.
44:40 I love this old guy.
OMG he's her trainer... I forgot about that. Dear God, how hot can it get. This movie gets me turnt.
49:30 she knows all that shit about him cuz she studied him, not cuz they were together.
50:30 "That's a duck, not a dick."
51:18 OMG I fuckin' said the same thing, what're the odds though?! (LOL.) (No but for reals.)
53:45 now this right here is the first issue I have with this movie. These two just nonchalantly discussing their next big mission... it's like, really y'all? It just wouldn't happen. I'm sorry. It's a way to inform viewers of plot and direction, but... as far as being realistic (I get it, it's fiction, but still), well it way misses the mark.
54:30 "Best night of your fuckin' life." LMFAO this guy is SUCH a douche. Best night my ass! Fuck you bro!
55:08 aaaaaand we're on.
56:58 bwahahahaha, I fucking love this bitch, dude. Oh my God I love her.
"I let you touch me, cowboy. I think I need a bath." Fucking amen. Can I get a hallelujah!?
58:45 fuckin' slainnnn.
59:20 LOL I always felt so bad for him in this scene.
59:55 love this song.
1:00:48 Charly is my fucking hero.
1:00:10 I love the way he wakes up in this badass hotel. LOL... so disorienting.
1:02:25 I fucking love Geena Davis dude.
1:08:20 LMFAOOOOOLOLOLOLOL.
1:09:00 another legendary scene... I fucking love the bickering between these two.
1:09:30 ahhh, 'Stubborn Kinda Fellow', my favorite Marvin Gaye song.
1:09:50 so true, fuck New Jersey, the place is dismal!
1:10:50 LOL I love the way he just lays there. Awesome shoes too, LOL.
1:12:36 OMG one of the most legendary scenes is coming up... the kid with the cigarette. ROFLMAOOO I love this scene. God this is a great movie.
1:13:30 I love how she just goes and ransacks her own house, LMAO. I honestly think Geena Davis is a great actress.
I really think that her character in this movie is the most badass female movie character of all time.
1:19:00 this is another scene I always forget about... going straight to the phone company, such a brilliant rouse.
1:20:40 Niagara Fall is a trippy place.
1:22:00 "One terrorist on ice, ready to play patsy"... and so you see, this is why this movie is hard to find and they gave it such a shit rating when it first came out.
1:23:15 this is a fucking amazing movie you guys.
1:27:00 - 1:27:50 mmmhmmm.
1:28:30 LOL do these people never learn.
1:30:50 BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this bitch. Did I ever say that I love this bitch? Cuz I love this bitch. "Am I telling the truth?"
1:31:17 "Mommy, it's cold in here." And they call ME Mister Obvious!?
1:33:15 LOL Samuel L. Jackson's character in this movie was the shit... definitely my favorite of all his roles.
1:35:40 so WHERE does she fucking hide? ANY GUESSES!?!?! ROFLMAOOOOO this fucking kid though. The shit is hilarious.
1:37:50 "Your OTHER left." ROFLROFL.
1:41:00 female drivers thouuuughhhh.
This movie is so fucking legendary.
1:41:50 it skids to a stop just shy of the Canadian border... I always found that very interesting.
1:44:35 "Mommy I hit my head!" LMFAOOOOOOO they are trolling so hard with this kid though.
1:48:15 FUCK yes. ROFL. FUCK yes.
1:49:30 "Die screaming, motherfucker."
1:50:35 "Don't hit the cars!" ROFLMAOLOL that look he gives her... that's what the audience has been thinking about her this whole time LMFAOLOLOL.
1:53:10 LOLOL I always loved this part.
Ahhhhh. Good times.
