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Full Version: Sad news, gang. Noted pharmacist Al K. Seltzer, inventor of antacid, dead at 89.
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Daft Eulogist

Dr. Seltzer suffered from chronic heartburn in his final days. When asked how he felt about dying, he quipped, "Oh, what a relief it is."