“...and she dips moldy tofu in alcohol then coats it in an absurdly thick fire hot spice mixture and puts it in a JAR.”
Don’t act like it doesn’t make sense.
Bean curd? Really? Where’s the MEAT?!?!?!?
Probably holding the camera...
in da kitcheeen
my ideal woman
She’s be great...
If she could “cook” something besides moldy alcohol marinated tofu.
“THE TOFU HAS GROWN WHITE HAIRS.”
Who Cares what she cooks.
As long as shes Slaving away over a stove
shes the perfect dream fairytale girl
I need to make her a new broom or buy one at the chinese factory. sure they have plenty of robust swiffers available
Looks awful smoggy back there.
Maybe it’s just... fog.
Wait a damn minute, was the house green before in the other vid?!
I sure didn’t notice that!!!
Looks like there were traces of green, but it’s definitely been repainted.