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Yeah, I think it's good to recharge your sexual batteries for YEARS sometimes.

Guest

(03-02-2019, 07:28 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, I think it's good to recharge your sexual batteries for YEARS sometimes.

Your current manslave must love sleeping on the couch or down the hall with his stack of porn. Thats cool you tell him no more touching the goods being saved for guests.
Life is good...

I get to be a total whore in Guest's fantasies, but my physical innocence stays intact.

Guest

good on you Mister obvious Take it for the team - remain not getting your holes fuked
see if i care- when your old without a cock to ever be had between your leggs
Thank you!

Guest

your wecolmed
1.5 years tho? Is your vagina okay?
Why don't you take one for the team and find out for us?

Guest

yes plz
Too bad, I don't let crazy stick its dick in me!!!

Guest

stop flirt baiting omgzzz
Listen, the world's coming to an end and I'm gonna die before I ever get to lose my 4th virginity...

This is dire bro.

You'd feel the same way.

Guest

surprise buttsecks

order a pizza and just answer the door nakkid. if you peep thru the window and if you dont like him
tell him i didnt order the pizza

so easy
That's a good one...

Rub Hands

Guest

Well we are consumers

And i think dating is like consumerism now too

so if you see a pretty girl or guy working in a store. you can just look at there name tag
and then leave the store and then phone them and ask them for so and so

i was thinking of this tactic
could try pick up the hunnies this way

Guest

This is really good for you to learn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWicECdC4Ec

this is the best... for all those lonily penis pussy types

Guest

They wrote a song about you Guest...

Guest

(03-02-2019, 06:35 PM)Kitty Wrote: [ -> ]I'll just save up for a sex robot when they start making them for women

She doesn't want to put anything in her cooter but a real penis though.

The robot would need to have a life support system for a living wang.

And, of course, some guy would have to give up his johnson to give to the robot.

Any volunteers?

Guest

We can still make out and stuff cuz i really like you
*sheds a single tear*
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