What are they thinking?
You're 12 years old, and they send you into this room to change into a gown or whatever that garment is they baptize you in.
The preacher dunks you in the tank, then you go back in there and towel off and change back into your street clothes.
A few minutes later, church lets out, and everybody goes outside. You're standing there in the cold with wet hair, shivering, and the grownups want to stand around and bump their gums for 10 or 15 minutes before they get in the car.
Dont wanna shiver a little???
Fine you shall roast in hell
I got baptized when I was 5. They’d just built a new church and I was the first to be baptized in it.
(03-03-2019, 02:49 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Dont wanna shiver a little???
Fine you shall roast in hell
When your teeth are rattling like those wind-up chompers in the Johnson Smith ad in the back of
Boy's Life magazine, that ain't shivering just a little, son.
Hell is warmer anyway. As a Southerner, I probably couldn't tell the difference.
(03-03-2019, 03:01 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I got baptized when I was 5.
They took one look at you and knew they'd best take precautionary measures, huh?
Nah I asked to be baptized because God told me it was time.
And if you think that sounds unlikely, then you don't know 5 year old me.
ROFLMAOOOOO.
Unlikely? Yes.
Unbelievable? No.
LOL...
Handle my baby like that and I'll send you straight to hell where you'll be getting assfucked by satan for all eternity, sans lube.
Hahah...
Motherfucker I'd die before I'd let that robe wearing lardass touch my fucking child.
I hate these religious retards.
I'm surprised the baby's father didn't punch the priest out right on the spot.
I just don't think eternal suffering is enough for fuckers who treat children like that...
I really don't.
He probably enjoys taking a good ass reaming anyway, so getting fucked by satan might be brownie points for him.
truthfully i was always a little creeped out by baptism
there was this guy in our church who was really eager about being involved
he played some piano ,became an usher then a deacon then tried some preaching
finally he was baptized in this little river that flowed under the freeway
we all had to go out there and watch like 8 people get dunked in the river that sunday
anyways about a year later that same eager dude jumped off one of the large bridges in our city leaving a note in his car
so i decided not to get dunked
water is mysterious and scary
one time i was in a little boat with my girlfriend on the ocean and it tipped in huge waves ...boat quickly filled with water and current was strong so it drifted away fast , we swam to a little rock next to sheer cliffs that extended for a mile both ways , we were stuck and scared but luckily were rescued couple hours later by coast guard cuz they found the tipped boat
, a seal family popped up to visit as we stood shivering on that rock they just stared at us like we were retarded
i also drove my car into a river once with another girl
I would consider baptism if it involved pastor trix in a bikini with champagne and led lights plus a massage and lotion
We don’t wanna pollute the river!
(03-04-2019, 02:55 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]We don’t wanna pollute the river!
Ok bible lady i thought you church girls craved fantastic sex. You really are living celibate , give yourself a big pat on the back and no masturbating thats cheating
