I know I'm gonna regret pushing play on this at 3 fucking AM, but here we are...
OMG in the depths of a desert tomb...
Does that not sound like the most righteous place in the world to have your mortal coil stored or what?!
WANT.
No BS, I really really want my perfectly preserved (frozen) body to be found thousands of years from now and cloned, and I want the clones to be had sex with by aliens.
Or just by people of the future because let's face it, they might as well be aliens.
2:08 CUHCAINE!!!!!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL.
Hot damn, these fuckers knew how to party.
But come on now...
They're acting so surprised that there was global travel back then, like shut up.
There are pyramids all over the planet.
Global travel took place all the time.
I love this narrator guy, very listenable.
5:05 mummy hair. Wow!
It's pretty telling she got 'hate mail' which was of a threatening nature...
Of course they don't want word getting out that there have been globetrotting civilizations in the past.
7:15 awe, look at that adorable Asian guy!
8:50 whoooaaa, badboys. They looked pretty fucking hot too.
9:50 I totes wanna be a mummy someday.
11:20 WTF, don’t tell me they’re gonna find MORE cocaine addled mummies?