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There's nothing like feeling Sol's warm rays on your hoohah.


0:36 OMG I sunbathe in the starfish position! I didn't know there was a name for it!?

Perfect for maximum buttcrack exposure BTW.
Mainly I do it so my armpits get plenty of sun...

I really don't like it when people have a tan and their armpits are super white, it's worse than your standard tan lines or even a farmer tan.

FungWantsToKnow

Forget about tanning it, I wanna know how you get the hairs out of your actual but hole?
XXX waxing? I mean I know how you shave your pussy but in your butt hole?
That aint a place for shavers. And I think I told you once I was banging this chick doggy style and she had all her but hole hairs removed except one long one they missed.
And I started laughing kind of ruined the mood.
Fung uses a high powered flashlight when he's having sex with people.
He's gotta see what he's doing.

FungGetsIdeas

(06-30-2023, 01:14 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Fung uses a high powered flashlight when he's having sex with people.

You are giving me ideas, ive never actually done that, now I think I should try it.
But I have no one to have sex with, so will have to wait.
(06-30-2023, 01:32 AM)FungGetsIdeas Wrote: [ -> ]But I have no one to have sex with, so will have to wait.

Tragic.

FungDon'tNeedSex

No its not ive had enough to last a life time.
In fact im not even in the mood.
Same.

FungIsOnNeptune

(06-30-2023, 01:44 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Same.

Do you mean you are not in the mood?
Or you have had enough sex to last a life time?
Cos im thinking its the first.

FungusBored

Yes ive posted that before now you are being boring againĀ  Yds
Dude...

Sol was shining *DIRECTLY INTO* my cooter today, like I swear I got penetrated.
I've sunned my cooter before, but it's never felt so... intense.

The shit was intimate yo. I almost feel like I got laid.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6c5fe885fea2...603eee.jpg

This looks like the same white sand dunes you went to, Fannie.

The white sand will also reflect the sunlight back at you.
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