Dirty Old Bastard
04-11-2019, 10:09 PM
We'll live in her little trailer in East Texas and make ThemTube videos like those van-living folks Flo loves so much.
Michelle Shocked will do the soundtrack. Then again, maybe she won't. The bitch apparently doesn't allow her album tracks to be posted on ThemTube. Well, screw her. We'll get Miranda Lambert. She was born in Longview in November, same as me.
Flo might make a thread about our zany antics. If she does, we might drop in for an AMA. Me and the ex, I mean. Not me and Miranda Lambert.
Michelle Shocked will do the soundtrack. Then again, maybe she won't. The bitch apparently doesn't allow her album tracks to be posted on ThemTube. Well, screw her. We'll get Miranda Lambert. She was born in Longview in November, same as me.
Flo might make a thread about our zany antics. If she does, we might drop in for an AMA. Me and the ex, I mean. Not me and Miranda Lambert.