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Cuz I'm a muhthafuckin' acrobat.

Will you beat your chest and kick your legs like Garth Brooks does when he flies around in a harness? Because, you know, he looks kind of retarded doing that.

I almost kinda fucking pissed myself at the LOLZ.

Oh my.

No.

I'm not going to beat my chest... definitely gonna kick my legs though.

It's gonna look like I'm swimming, just... y'know, in the air.

Amidst disco lights.

To this song:

(04-02-2017, 12:26 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]It's gonna look like I'm swimming, just... y'know, in the air.

I like to stand behind a doorway with my head and arms sticking out. It looks like I'm Superman.

Relevance bump.

This needs to happen.

LOL, like in those ribbons? Is that what they are called?  It looks easy for sluts to do.

If I had an aerial hammock, it’d be yellow and I’d call it my banana hammock.

I want to prance around in a purple paisley leotard and brass codpiece with maracas swinging from it.

Wanna be my partner?!

Absolutely!