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This big fat lady and her big fat husband, the lady who was driving the trolley sideways probably like she does her car.
Walked behind me with her husband, now im not sure which one of them it was.
But they ripped the loudest longest fart I think ive ever heard!!! Knowing me and others standing around them.
I didn't smell it I got the hell out of there. But how fucking rude is that shit? Like walk down an empty aisle let her rip then move on.
Right behind me they was I tells ye I almost round house one of them fuckers. If you gotta fart you gotta fart hell ive done some wild ones.
But ffs hold it in for 5 seconds and get away from innocent bystanding strangers you big moo moo wearing fuckers!!