SECTUAL

Looks like a massive plate of sheer pure and total regret to me!?

Will this make me lament my existence (even more) or will it go over without a hitch?!

Stay tuned!!!

Wouldn’t wanna be spooning me tonight, that’s for sure!?

I have a dark and sordid history of my eyes being way...

Way, way bigger than my stomach.

Today is no exception and I just want you to know that.

I’ve already left. Now I feel like I need to walk 5 miles.

Are you gonna turn into one of them pholks who post pics of every meal they eat on Faecesbook?

If you ever travel through Bossier City, I recommend a Cajun seafood place by the name of Ralph & Racoo's. Excellent service, and the food is amazing.

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does your car ever breakdown and you must stand beside it it looking slutty top half pulled down and tight jean shorts ?

would you say no to a mormon at that stage ?

I brought a pair of whorish cutoff jean shorts with me just in case.

I mean it’s true, but unfortunately your husband has a girlfriend now...

(04-20-2019, 08:17 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I brought a pair of whorish cutoff jean shorts with me just in case.

Actual Rape Jeans.

https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500_and_h282...ZR9fbb.jpg

(04-20-2019, 08:40 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]Actual Rape Jeans.

https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500_and_h282...ZR9fbb.jpg

Those would definitely get the job done.

In no way do I jest that shit burnt my asshole like an atomic fucking fire.