I’d probably just start crying with them, to be honest.
Like look kids, you don’t wanna get mommy started.
Mommy’ll start sobbing and talking some shit that’ll change your life forever in ways that none of us really need.
“Mommy, what’s the matrix lattice? Why should I be sad about reincarnation?”
Listen... don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit son.
>reincarnation is bad
>btw i forced you to reincarnate
:X
Nah I’d prolly be like “YOU AGREED TO THIS!”
“In the ethereal realms!!!!!”