In the parking lot of Big 5 Sporting Goods...
Helping a customer out with a big box on a dolly.
If we could only stay so young and beautiful forever.
I guess that’d be boring though... everything is relative.
Wow I just saw him again...
I guess this is what he does all day.
He’d never guess there’s a creepy chick sitting in the parking lot assaulting her nanner over sightings of his Lynyrd Skynyrd-esque aesthetic.
After all, I’m southern.