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Full Version: So I’m standing in the screw aisle at the hardware store...
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And this guy comes walking down the aisle with two big dogs on leashes...

When a song comes on that goes something like “If you don’t love my dogs I can’t be with you.”

ROFL
He seemed nice enough but...

The dogs smelled like dogs and I was just like “Man I’m not that desperate yet.”

Maybe in 6-8 years.