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I need a dude with super curly light-medium brown/blonde hair so the offspring will most likely have at least “wavy” hair, but a pretty good chance of technically “curly” hair too.
It SOUNDS shallow, but trust me there’s a good reason why I want this.
Not that my offspring couldn’t be effective if they had pin straight hair but...

It just doesn’t fit with the vision.
I’m not saying I “want” a dude with curly hair or “would like to have” a dude with curly hair...

I NEED a dude with curly hair.

Guest

I need a wacky broad with a Southern drawl who lives in a yurt. Know anybody like that?
Bro your hair is wavy at best.

Which is better than nothing but...

It's gotta be legit curly because mine is straight.

Guest

I got it right here for you. Bushy curly wavy light brown hair, getting kinda longish by today’s standards.

Attached to a 40’ish 6’ tall 190lb frame, maybe not in the best shape but whatever, when / where can we do this whatever it is you want to do?

Oh one last thing, I am a certified Single American®️, meaning not married and no kids, not looking for a wife or citizenship from you.
Well it's good that there are a few wavy to curly headed dudes even here on this humble platform I host.

I don't really notice peoples' hair very often when I'm out in the world so I can't say whether I thought there was an abundance of dudes with curly hair, or a marked lack of dudes with curly hair...

I've never truly thought about it before with any real consideration.
I need hair.. So yeah. Cool
When did I change me name?

And apparently I talk like I'm a leprechaun as well now, sweet.
I mean technically most dudes have curly hair you if think about it... Just saying..
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Yeah Zane’s hair appears curly-ish sometimes...

But it’s not curly in this pic:

https://www.instagram.com/p/zlu2qaRN52

Sooo, disqualified.
(05-08-2019, 12:54 PM)Huginn Wrote: [ -> ]When did I change me name?

A fucking WHILE back and when I saw that shit I was like WTFFF?
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I’ll take your word for it...

Now if we can ever get him alone again...

Rub Hands
Hahaha lemme change it back LMAO

Drugs mang
Ah that's better.

In my opinion...

Just my opinion.
What kinda drugs?!

Popcorn
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