SECTUAL

OMG

MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER OMGGGG

A RANDOM LADY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED CUTE OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING I ALMOST FEEL LIKE GOD LOVES ME AGAIN

Being waved at by a baby is like being waved at by your favorite rockstar, only 50 MILLION BILLION TIMES BETTER OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

BABIEEEEZZZZZZZ

*this has been a baby batter system warning ALERT

all guys at attention , ready to fire

GUEST IS RIGHT.

I'M READY.

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.

I'm sending you a gallon of my premium quality semen and a turkey baster. You know what to 5.