There's never enough bacon.
Have you ever noticed that?
When people act as though one package of bacon is enough to feed 2+ people...
LMFAO, you're always like trying super hard not to take too much.
Like you'd take every last piece but you CAN'T because you have to leave some for everyone else.
So you end up taking like 2 pieces when that's honestly a laughable amount of bacon.
2-3 pieces of bacon...
See this is why I don't believe in living with other people.
Living with other people just inspires co-dependency anyways...
It's unfair/thoughtless to take care of people all the time, you could die and they'd be clueless and helpless.
Abandoning people is for their own good.
If they can survive, fine. If they can't, whatever. You've got bacon to eat.
There's bacon to be eaten.
(07-12-2019, 02:20 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]There's never enough bacon.
It's true...HAHAhahaaa
(07-12-2019, 02:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Living with other people just inspires co-dependency anyways...
It's unfair/thoughtless to take care of people all the time, you could die and they'd be clueless and helpless.
Abandoning people is for their own good.
I would give you my bacon...
It's the greatest gift one person could ever give to another person.
There's nothing more selfless than giving someone your bacon.
(07-12-2019, 06:01 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]There's nothing more selfless than giving someone your bacon.
It true, LOL,,HAHAHA Bacon is the best tasting thing on Earth...
(07-12-2019, 06:01 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]It's the greatest gift one person could ever give to another person.
I can't eat it anymore, so if you'll go eatout with me...YOU GET MINE...LOL
Most romantic thing I've ever heard.
It's sad you can't eat it though, you know what...
Someone needs to make a Guided Bacon Meditation video...
A deep state of relaxation wherein we imagine the experience of bacon with all our senses.
I'm sure it would have just as many mood lifting effects as real bacon is documented to have.
(07-12-2019, 06:12 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Most romantic thing I've ever heard.
It's sad you can't eat it though, you know what...
Someone needs to make a Guided Bacon Meditation video...
A deep state of relaxation wherein we imagine the experience of bacon with all our senses.
I'm sure it would have just as many mood lifting effects as real bacon is documented to have.
That would be great...
(07-12-2019, 06:12 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Most romantic thing I've ever heard.
It's sad you can't eat it though, you know what...
Someone needs to make a Guided Bacon Meditation video...
A deep state of relaxation wherein we imagine the experience of bacon with all our senses.
I'm sure it would have just as many mood lifting effects as real bacon is documented to have.
So what night are you free to go out?...
We must do brunch... I only eat bacon between the morning hours to 5 PM.
(07-12-2019, 06:18 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]We must do brunch... I only eat bacon between the morning hours to 5 PM.
Ok,miss picky pants...
LOL