SECTUAL

What do you suppose they taste like? Bubble gum would be my guess.

I don't know what they taste like but I'll tell you what, they look like a flesh-colored bat with a gnarly gunshot wound!!!

As long as they stay crunchy, even in milk, it's all good.

No problem! I use plenty of Scotchgard.

Something I've been wondering about...

Does it squeak like a balloon when you stick a finger in there?

No, it's like when you put money into a Zoltar machine...

(04-06-2017, 02:39 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]No, it's like when you put money into a Zoltar machine...

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAY!!!

That mustache though!

(04-06-2017, 02:46 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]That mustache though!

I don't mind picking hair out of muh teef, but the idea of naughty bits talking to me in a Romanian accent is just too much.

LMFAOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Diggy

Maybe you could teach it to speak French. That would be hawt!

So you're saying that my vagina sounding like a dude is hot only as long it's speaking french?

Nooooo. It would definitely need a sex change.

Oh wait. What the fuck am I even saying?!?

This went too far.

(04-06-2017, 03:29 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]This went too far.

2:03

(04-06-2017, 11:36 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know what they taste like but I'll tell you what, they look like a flesh-colored bat with a gnarly gunshot wound!!!

This made me laugh.