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LOL, you're idiots.

If you're buying a new iPhone, get the fuck off my website.

If you're buying a used iPhone, get the fuck off my website.

iPhone 11 is the ugliest fucking joke they've ever released, and iPhone X was pretty fucking hideous.

LMAO...

iPhone hasn't been cool in years, do yourself a favor and brush up on what's cool.

If you're rich and you're buying an iPhone...

You are a fucking loser.

You can be rich and still be a loser...

I know, amazing right?

If you're not rich and you're buying an iPhone?

You're not a loser, you're just fucking misguided...

This is your opportunity to not be an idiot.

Torch it.