SECTUAL

Cuz I know it's not just me.

Don't be shy.

she is sniffing her farts again you guys

must be a sunday night

Farts always just smell one type of way.

I'm talking almost exclusively about armpits.

Armpits tell the whole story...

You know how dogs (and cats) go around sniffing ass because that's how they tell where their fellow animal has been?

Well I suggest the same for humans, only...

Armpits.

I'd assume there's something wrong with me (hypochondriac) but it's been this way for my entire life.

yeah the other races do say white people smell a certain way

i know they smell different

(09-15-2019, 10:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Farts always just smell one type of way.

Actually you know what...

That just ain't true.

I mean IN GENERAL, yeah they all do smell the same...

But I remember the most heinously ripe, fucked up farts I've ever had in my life...

Farts so long and drawn out, so unbelievably rank, that after a while I started to just embrace it and enjoy the gassy atrocity taking place.

They happened after I ate dry lentil soup cups, the kind you add the water to...

Dunno the specific brand...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/...WxBqAL.jpg

But they were packaged like that.

And some of the culprits which had almost the same effect were these:

https://db3h9mjhnho7v.cloudfront.net/squ...-25-18.jpg

TBH...

I'd eat it right now if I had it, damn the torpedoes.

Look what I got...

http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...038-me.jpg

When I went to the store today, this was sitting on a shelf, out of place, all by its lonesome.

I took it as a sign, God wanted me to have this...

I'm gonna eat it over rice.

At least allow your cat to make his way to a safe room or get him a kitty gas mask

Great idea!!!

I'm eating it right now!!!

there is no better defence than an offensive smelling population

mo is helping keep america safe

i had 4 different types of ice cream with some coke

i cant have dairy products  or else i start smelling bad 

the most extreme case of you smell like what you eat was when i was eating at least 2 cloves of garlic day and night for a couple of months, my sweat smelled like garlic i could smell it on my skin it was weird 

my armpits smell like armpits but once in a while they smell good fresh musky and not necessarily because ive showered ive made others smell it to prove the good fragrance emanating out of my pits.