09-23-2019, 08:55 PM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/FN8rRtIVFQ2t
I'm sure this link won't last for long as BitChute will likely kick these movie uploaders off their platform, as well they should.
But timestamps are based on the movie starting with the Tristar pegasus intro.
0:47 LOL I can already tell this is gonna be cute, just by the credits music and font. It's so weird how old 90s movies LOOK now though! LOL! WTF! They didn't used to look that way! LOL!
2:08 it's actually a pretty cool opening to be honest. It doesn't surprise me at all that an axe murderer is coming out of this environment.
3:20 OMG what a dork.
4:15 hmmm, it's interesting to hear the mention of a "panic attack"... it's a term I never heard until well into the 2000s.
5:26 ROFLMFAOOOOO.
6:10 oh God. I dunno how I feel about this movie.
7:17 SERIOUSLY, look how RETRO that looks.
7:45 I don't find it surprising at all that this chick is an ax murderer. She looks like somebody I know too.
8:18 Mike Myers is pretty hot though.
9:40 yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh, I'm gonna call it right here that this movie probably just isn't that good.
OMG his parents ARE Scottish!!! ROFLMAOOO those accents!!! It reminds me of the way I talk to my cats... super weird mix of Irish/Scottish accent with some weird other kinda twist on it.
10:45 wow they're talking about a secret society... this is HARDCORE woke shit right here. And totally random too. Talking about addictive chemicals in foods. Hmmm... what the fuck?
15:00 WTFOMGLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:12 she's so lucky he's interested in her. Look how busy that meat shop is, is that even realistic??
19:45 he's very attractive, I like it.
19:50 Austin Powers foreshadowing.
22:27 LOL WTF.
25:07 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:10 "RALPH!!!!!!!!!!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA the way he jolts up, ROFLROFL. I think Mike Myers is super attractive in this movie.
27:27 bwahahahahahahaha OMG. I was hating on this movie a little bit earlier cuz I just wasn't sure about it, but now I gotta say... it's honestly really well done, but it's because of Mike Myers solely.
28:17 that's a pretty decent button up shirt right there. You don't see very many button ups in a nice shade of green like that.
31:50 it's weird to hear these songs over a movie that looks/feels older than those songs do.
33:45 BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PART ABOUT THE BITCH LMFAOOOOOO OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39:25 ROFLMFAOLOLOL. OMG and when he said butcher it sounded like "BITCHER" ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:30 LOL it's a dart board with the queen on it.
40:55 I wonder if he's suspicious!!!!!!!!! It kinda seems like he is!!!!!!!!!!! How does he end up marrying her if he's suspicious of her???
46:00 LMFAO the Thighmaster!
49:10 LMAOLOLOLOLLOLLLLOLOLOL WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
50:20 LMFAOOO that gave me a GOOD laugh.
54:50 LMAO OMG. Sigh. See this is the part I don't like. His routine where he shows pictures of his ex, like that's not even right.
57:25 I mean she's right though, it's a bad pattern.
1:04:55 whoa look at her bitchin' as fuck wedding outfit... oh my damn!
1:06:06 LMAO OMGGGGGGG THE ROD STEWART PARODY!!!!!!!!
1:06:20 BWAHAHAHAHA OMG this lady is such a predator!!!!!!!!!
1:07:30 BAHAHAHA OH SHIT!!!!!!!! OH SHIT ROFLROFL!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA LMAO OMG!!!!!!!!!
1:09:20 look at those windyass Cali roads... I dunno, I don't dig it. So hard on the brakes.
1:11:20 LMFAOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:12:27 wow that's a beautiful scene. And they knew it too, they showed it for a long time.
1:18:27 LOL honestly the movie is pretty well done.
1:19:17 LOL I like this guy in the car.
1:21:00 LOL he starts running, that's totally something I would do!!!
1:21:15 LMFAO the ax in the room.
1:22:40 BWAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG PLOTTTT TWIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't see that one coming.
1:25:00 GRAB THE GUTTER DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/FN8rRtIVFQ2t
I'm sure this link won't last for long as BitChute will likely kick these movie uploaders off their platform, as well they should.
But timestamps are based on the movie starting with the Tristar pegasus intro.
0:47 LOL I can already tell this is gonna be cute, just by the credits music and font. It's so weird how old 90s movies LOOK now though! LOL! WTF! They didn't used to look that way! LOL!
2:08 it's actually a pretty cool opening to be honest. It doesn't surprise me at all that an axe murderer is coming out of this environment.
3:20 OMG what a dork.
4:15 hmmm, it's interesting to hear the mention of a "panic attack"... it's a term I never heard until well into the 2000s.
5:26 ROFLMFAOOOOO.
6:10 oh God. I dunno how I feel about this movie.
7:17 SERIOUSLY, look how RETRO that looks.
7:45 I don't find it surprising at all that this chick is an ax murderer. She looks like somebody I know too.
8:18 Mike Myers is pretty hot though.
9:40 yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh, I'm gonna call it right here that this movie probably just isn't that good.
OMG his parents ARE Scottish!!! ROFLMAOOO those accents!!! It reminds me of the way I talk to my cats... super weird mix of Irish/Scottish accent with some weird other kinda twist on it.
10:45 wow they're talking about a secret society... this is HARDCORE woke shit right here. And totally random too. Talking about addictive chemicals in foods. Hmmm... what the fuck?
15:00 WTFOMGLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:12 she's so lucky he's interested in her. Look how busy that meat shop is, is that even realistic??
19:45 he's very attractive, I like it.
19:50 Austin Powers foreshadowing.
22:27 LOL WTF.
25:07 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:10 "RALPH!!!!!!!!!!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA the way he jolts up, ROFLROFL. I think Mike Myers is super attractive in this movie.
27:27 bwahahahahahahaha OMG. I was hating on this movie a little bit earlier cuz I just wasn't sure about it, but now I gotta say... it's honestly really well done, but it's because of Mike Myers solely.
28:17 that's a pretty decent button up shirt right there. You don't see very many button ups in a nice shade of green like that.
31:50 it's weird to hear these songs over a movie that looks/feels older than those songs do.
33:45 BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PART ABOUT THE BITCH LMFAOOOOOO OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39:25 ROFLMFAOLOLOL. OMG and when he said butcher it sounded like "BITCHER" ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:30 LOL it's a dart board with the queen on it.
40:55 I wonder if he's suspicious!!!!!!!!! It kinda seems like he is!!!!!!!!!!! How does he end up marrying her if he's suspicious of her???
46:00 LMFAO the Thighmaster!
49:10 LMAOLOLOLOLLOLLLLOLOLOL WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
50:20 LMFAOOO that gave me a GOOD laugh.
54:50 LMAO OMG. Sigh. See this is the part I don't like. His routine where he shows pictures of his ex, like that's not even right.
57:25 I mean she's right though, it's a bad pattern.
1:04:55 whoa look at her bitchin' as fuck wedding outfit... oh my damn!
1:06:06 LMAO OMGGGGGGG THE ROD STEWART PARODY!!!!!!!!
1:06:20 BWAHAHAHAHA OMG this lady is such a predator!!!!!!!!!
1:07:30 BAHAHAHA OH SHIT!!!!!!!! OH SHIT ROFLROFL!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA LMAO OMG!!!!!!!!!
1:09:20 look at those windyass Cali roads... I dunno, I don't dig it. So hard on the brakes.
1:11:20 LMFAOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:12:27 wow that's a beautiful scene. And they knew it too, they showed it for a long time.
1:18:27 LOL honestly the movie is pretty well done.
1:19:17 LOL I like this guy in the car.
1:21:00 LOL he starts running, that's totally something I would do!!!
1:21:15 LMFAO the ax in the room.
1:22:40 BWAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG PLOTTTT TWIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't see that one coming.
1:25:00 GRAB THE GUTTER DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!