SECTUAL

(08-20-2020, 09:49 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]THE MACHINE HAS DECIDED.

*casually saunters past machine, trips over cord immediately unplugging it*

Oooh shit. 

*breaks open the cashbox and steals all the quarters*

*runs frantically in circles not knowing what to do*

*plugs a Herb Alpert 8-track into the machine*

That's not helping!! Hahaha.

It shames the machine for its insolence.

*feels bad, tries to get a little jiggy with it*

*looks like Carlton from FPOBA, only worse*

Nope, machine's just gonna have to bite the ol' bullet on this one.
Gadzooks, is that MO I hear approaching the door?? *quickly searches for something to hide behind*

(08-20-2020, 09:19 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]*plugs a Herb Alpert 8-track into the machine*

The multiverse just imploded.