SECTUAL

That's all I wanted to say.

"Hey big boy!"

"Come fuck my sexhole!"

Right!?

Right?!

Dear God in heaven.

Lusty McSexhole.

Sexholé.

*shudders*

(10-19-2019, 11:17 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"Hey big boy!"

"Come fuck my sexhole!"

"Sure."

"Bend over and pass the lube."

Dark Dick, are you sure you're not a Pisces?

(10-19-2019, 11:17 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Right!?

Right?!

Indeed. Every time we offer to plough your fertile valley, you chicken out though.

Dude...

Are you a Dodge City construction worker??

Cuz if not then I don't understand why you'd think I'd WANT you ploughing through my bean field.

That was probably the first, last, and only Dodge City construction worker you'll ever see in this life. Time to move on.

Hmmm...

That's doubtful to be a true statement, if I live for any substantial period of time.

Me living for a substantial period of time is more unlikely than me seeing another Dodge City construction worker.

In fact I would say...

I'm far more likely to actually fuck a Dodge City construction worker than I am to live for a long time.