10-21-2019, 07:43 PM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Originally called "Night Terror" this movie has received mixed reviews. A lot of people remember it fondly from a nostalgic standpoint because they saw it on TV as kids. I know what that's like.
Considering I've never heard of it, it's anybody's guess whether I will enjoy this or not.
0:08 the font is fucking gorgeous though LOL. Very nice vintage looking picture.
0:36 oh my damn, fuck yeah baby, I like what I'm seeing so far!!!
1:09 I mean, not what I was expecting, but he's definitely hot, like... I wouldn't be disappointed if he was pursuing me.
1:50 it's funny to think how these cool looking cars were just standard at the time. A great example of the degradation of coolness over time is the 60s Chevy Impala compared to the 2000s Chevy Impala. Nothing against Impalas... just an observation.
2:33 people were criticizing Valerie's performance in this movie and I can see where they're coming from. Definitely not coming off as a great actress right here. But, she's Rhoda and we can't NOT like her.
I just gave this video its 666th thumbs up BTW.
3:37 mmmm fuck, that's not all I'd be givin' your daddy.
I always did like Rhoda.
7:00 uhhhh, bit of an asshole much??
7:15 pretty hot though.
8:40 I can't even lie, I'm kind of looking forward to her character getting terrorized, cuz she's pretty fucking annoying.
11:33 I don't find this dude scary on any level.
12:30 so I guess they're in Arizona or something. Did they already say that and I just missed it? LMAO.
13:26 oh so they're going to Denver. He says it's "interstate all the way up"...
Now just where in the fuck are they if Phoenix is 224 miles away, yet it's interstate all the way to Denver? All the way "up" no less. For the interstate to lead "up" to Denver, they'd have to be in New Mexico.
Sorry if I missed all this and this should be obvious... I am definitely not backtracking to check, LMAO!
So okay, that guy is 224 miles from Phoenix. No idea where SHE is. So maybe he's started out in AZ and she's in NM??
The synopsis on Google says she flees from a killer "on the road between Phoenix and Denver". How does that make ANY fucking sense?? The way from Phoenix to Denver by interstate is NOT a straight shot, LOOOOL! It's... not "up" either. It's like 1000 fucking miles from Phoenix to Denver via the interstate depending on which route you ultimately go. I mean... what the fuck?? This is a big fucking issue as far as I'm concerned.
15:40 "in Phoenix"... so SHE'S IN FUCKING PHOENIX. What the ACTUAL FUCK.
To get from Phoenix to ANY straight shot "up" of pure interstate to Denver, she'd have to go from Phoenix to Las Cruces, New Mexico, then go ALL THE WAY UP to fucking Denver from literally the very bottom of NM. It's 390 miles from Phoenix to Las Cruces, all interstate, then it's 620 miles from Las Cruces to Denver, Colorado. That's over 1000 fucking miles of driving.
If she went from Phoenix to Flagstaff, then from Flagstaff to Albuquerque, NM, that would be 540 miles. If she then went from Albuquerque to Denver, that'd be 450 miles. A shorter route by a negligible amount of miles. Those are the ONLY ROUTES from fucking Phoenix to Denver that is ALL INTERSTATE. What THE FUCK man??
19:40 Interstate 17??? I don't think I've ever utilized FUCKING MAPS before whilst watching a movie, like WTF IS this??
So she's talking about going from Phoenix to Flagstaff. She's talking about beginning a 14 hour fucking drive in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTTTTTT.
Okay whatever. This is fucking stupid.
19:46 this guy says it's 16 hours. Wonder why the difference... maybe the speed limit was less back then.
20:36 would you look at this bitch, she's not even out of Phoenix yet and she's already falling the fuck to sleep. This is OBNOXIOUS.
21:37 OMFG dude... THESE FUCKING TWO DUDES RIGHT HERE. THESE DUDES. OMGGG. They literally have BLONDE FUCKING FROS. LOOK how curly their hair is. They're like GODS. And there are TWO OF THEMMM. Oh my God. WHERE oh where oh FUCKING WHEEEEREEEEE do I find ONE man who looks like that?!?!?!?!? Backstory: http://www.sectual.com/thread-13039.html
23:20 honestly can we be real right now?? This bitch NEEDS the excitement of getting chased by a fucking psycho to KEEP HER AWAKE. He's just gonna be saving her life.
24:50 why the FUCK is she going so slow and getting over into the lane NEXT TO THE FUCKING COP CAR??? She should be getting over TO THE LEFT. Slow down, fine, whatever, but not in the lane right next to the car, what the fuck, is she gonna go and stop and try to help the cop or something?? What THE FUCK is going on here??
25:00 that was... lame to an unexpected degree. I think what was so surprisingly lame about it was the killer guy and his gun... malfunction? Was he out of bullets? I don't get it.
26:00 oh God for fuck's sake, don't get those fucking hotties involved in this.
28:20 honestly that was actually a pretty good move right there.
29:08 so now she's getting back on going south?? I meeeeean... okay??
30:35 LMFAO dear God.
30:48 LMFAOOOOOOO oh shit, this movie is hilarious.
37:50 LONG DRAWN OUT ADVENTURES IN GETTING GAS: PART 6.
38:30 but for real... look at this shit. My how things have changed. And thank God they have, honestly.
42:20 dude oh my God... this is some of the most convoluted shit I've ever seen in my life.
43:10 this guy's eyes are pretty amazing. LOL. What the fuck is going on here though. Who the fuck is he?? Is that a hobo?? Oh my!
44:40 money?! Hell no he ain't got no fuckin' money lady, he's a damn hobo!!!!!!!!!!!
48:50 what the fuck. She witnessed a simple murder. Can't we move on from this?? It's really not a big deal.
51:30 this is honestly... not one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. I mean it's not the worst but... it's certainly not great. I legitimately do not even know what in the fuck is going on right now. I only know they're not on the fucking interstate.
52:35 LMAO. This is pretty funny. But like... where can this story possibly go??
54:25 wow... just when we thought she couldn't get more annoying.
54:40 I dunno though, this dude looks pretty hot!
56:20 I recognize him from other roles... Nicholas Pryor.
57:25 I'd definitely be fuckin' that guy.
1:00:00 LMAO well this can't end well.
1:04:10 wow I'm surprised she was smart enough to do that!
1:14:00 GO FIND HIS FUCKING SON OUTSIDE, LADY, OMG IS THAT SO HARD?!?!?!?!? He may even be hot! As fuck!
1:17:30 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
1:19:26 lmfao... you know what lady, just let it go. Just let it happen. It's been a long night, okay.
1:20:40 hell yeah, finally some action!!! OoooOoooOooo! Baby!
1:21:08 gorgeous scenery.
1:21:45 oh come on now... this guy's pretty hot, don't be a prude. At least solicit him for sex while you have him at gunpoint.
1:22:15 I just realized this guy has one of the greatest roles in any movie ever, LMAO! He doesn't have to talk!
1:24:30 that's right! Take his clothes off and hop on that dick! Don't waste this opportunity!
1:25:00 I mean this lady is actually not dumb, she's pretty clever.
Meh, it was an enjoyable movie. Better than some of the other shit I tried to review today!?!
I give it 6/10 stars.
1:28:38 what the fuck is with the Gloria Steinem comparison?? Is that a fucking inside joke?? Gloria was only a few years older than Valerie, so I'm seeing a potentially rude exchange taking place here.
"Not yet"?? What the fuck is that supposed to mean??
1:28:50 LMAO he has no idea does he?? Oh my.
Cute... it was a cute ending. It was cute.
Originally called "Night Terror" this movie has received mixed reviews. A lot of people remember it fondly from a nostalgic standpoint because they saw it on TV as kids. I know what that's like.
Considering I've never heard of it, it's anybody's guess whether I will enjoy this or not.
0:08 the font is fucking gorgeous though LOL. Very nice vintage looking picture.
0:36 oh my damn, fuck yeah baby, I like what I'm seeing so far!!!
1:09 I mean, not what I was expecting, but he's definitely hot, like... I wouldn't be disappointed if he was pursuing me.
1:50 it's funny to think how these cool looking cars were just standard at the time. A great example of the degradation of coolness over time is the 60s Chevy Impala compared to the 2000s Chevy Impala. Nothing against Impalas... just an observation.
2:33 people were criticizing Valerie's performance in this movie and I can see where they're coming from. Definitely not coming off as a great actress right here. But, she's Rhoda and we can't NOT like her.
I just gave this video its 666th thumbs up BTW.
3:37 mmmm fuck, that's not all I'd be givin' your daddy.
I always did like Rhoda.
7:00 uhhhh, bit of an asshole much??
7:15 pretty hot though.
8:40 I can't even lie, I'm kind of looking forward to her character getting terrorized, cuz she's pretty fucking annoying.
11:33 I don't find this dude scary on any level.
12:30 so I guess they're in Arizona or something. Did they already say that and I just missed it? LMAO.
13:26 oh so they're going to Denver. He says it's "interstate all the way up"...
Now just where in the fuck are they if Phoenix is 224 miles away, yet it's interstate all the way to Denver? All the way "up" no less. For the interstate to lead "up" to Denver, they'd have to be in New Mexico.
Sorry if I missed all this and this should be obvious... I am definitely not backtracking to check, LMAO!
So okay, that guy is 224 miles from Phoenix. No idea where SHE is. So maybe he's started out in AZ and she's in NM??
The synopsis on Google says she flees from a killer "on the road between Phoenix and Denver". How does that make ANY fucking sense?? The way from Phoenix to Denver by interstate is NOT a straight shot, LOOOOL! It's... not "up" either. It's like 1000 fucking miles from Phoenix to Denver via the interstate depending on which route you ultimately go. I mean... what the fuck?? This is a big fucking issue as far as I'm concerned.
15:40 "in Phoenix"... so SHE'S IN FUCKING PHOENIX. What the ACTUAL FUCK.
To get from Phoenix to ANY straight shot "up" of pure interstate to Denver, she'd have to go from Phoenix to Las Cruces, New Mexico, then go ALL THE WAY UP to fucking Denver from literally the very bottom of NM. It's 390 miles from Phoenix to Las Cruces, all interstate, then it's 620 miles from Las Cruces to Denver, Colorado. That's over 1000 fucking miles of driving.
If she went from Phoenix to Flagstaff, then from Flagstaff to Albuquerque, NM, that would be 540 miles. If she then went from Albuquerque to Denver, that'd be 450 miles. A shorter route by a negligible amount of miles. Those are the ONLY ROUTES from fucking Phoenix to Denver that is ALL INTERSTATE. What THE FUCK man??
19:40 Interstate 17??? I don't think I've ever utilized FUCKING MAPS before whilst watching a movie, like WTF IS this??
So she's talking about going from Phoenix to Flagstaff. She's talking about beginning a 14 hour fucking drive in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTTTTTT.
Okay whatever. This is fucking stupid.
19:46 this guy says it's 16 hours. Wonder why the difference... maybe the speed limit was less back then.
20:36 would you look at this bitch, she's not even out of Phoenix yet and she's already falling the fuck to sleep. This is OBNOXIOUS.
21:37 OMFG dude... THESE FUCKING TWO DUDES RIGHT HERE. THESE DUDES. OMGGG. They literally have BLONDE FUCKING FROS. LOOK how curly their hair is. They're like GODS. And there are TWO OF THEMMM. Oh my God. WHERE oh where oh FUCKING WHEEEEREEEEE do I find ONE man who looks like that?!?!?!?!? Backstory: http://www.sectual.com/thread-13039.html
23:20 honestly can we be real right now?? This bitch NEEDS the excitement of getting chased by a fucking psycho to KEEP HER AWAKE. He's just gonna be saving her life.
24:50 why the FUCK is she going so slow and getting over into the lane NEXT TO THE FUCKING COP CAR??? She should be getting over TO THE LEFT. Slow down, fine, whatever, but not in the lane right next to the car, what the fuck, is she gonna go and stop and try to help the cop or something?? What THE FUCK is going on here??
25:00 that was... lame to an unexpected degree. I think what was so surprisingly lame about it was the killer guy and his gun... malfunction? Was he out of bullets? I don't get it.
26:00 oh God for fuck's sake, don't get those fucking hotties involved in this.
28:20 honestly that was actually a pretty good move right there.
29:08 so now she's getting back on going south?? I meeeeean... okay??
30:35 LMFAO dear God.
30:48 LMFAOOOOOOO oh shit, this movie is hilarious.
37:50 LONG DRAWN OUT ADVENTURES IN GETTING GAS: PART 6.
38:30 but for real... look at this shit. My how things have changed. And thank God they have, honestly.
42:20 dude oh my God... this is some of the most convoluted shit I've ever seen in my life.
43:10 this guy's eyes are pretty amazing. LOL. What the fuck is going on here though. Who the fuck is he?? Is that a hobo?? Oh my!
44:40 money?! Hell no he ain't got no fuckin' money lady, he's a damn hobo!!!!!!!!!!!
48:50 what the fuck. She witnessed a simple murder. Can't we move on from this?? It's really not a big deal.
51:30 this is honestly... not one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. I mean it's not the worst but... it's certainly not great. I legitimately do not even know what in the fuck is going on right now. I only know they're not on the fucking interstate.
52:35 LMAO. This is pretty funny. But like... where can this story possibly go??
54:25 wow... just when we thought she couldn't get more annoying.
54:40 I dunno though, this dude looks pretty hot!
56:20 I recognize him from other roles... Nicholas Pryor.
57:25 I'd definitely be fuckin' that guy.
1:00:00 LMAO well this can't end well.
1:04:10 wow I'm surprised she was smart enough to do that!
1:14:00 GO FIND HIS FUCKING SON OUTSIDE, LADY, OMG IS THAT SO HARD?!?!?!?!? He may even be hot! As fuck!
1:17:30 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
1:19:26 lmfao... you know what lady, just let it go. Just let it happen. It's been a long night, okay.
1:20:40 hell yeah, finally some action!!! OoooOoooOooo! Baby!
1:21:08 gorgeous scenery.
1:21:45 oh come on now... this guy's pretty hot, don't be a prude. At least solicit him for sex while you have him at gunpoint.
1:22:15 I just realized this guy has one of the greatest roles in any movie ever, LMAO! He doesn't have to talk!
1:24:30 that's right! Take his clothes off and hop on that dick! Don't waste this opportunity!
1:25:00 I mean this lady is actually not dumb, she's pretty clever.
Meh, it was an enjoyable movie. Better than some of the other shit I tried to review today!?!
I give it 6/10 stars.
1:28:38 what the fuck is with the Gloria Steinem comparison?? Is that a fucking inside joke?? Gloria was only a few years older than Valerie, so I'm seeing a potentially rude exchange taking place here.
"Not yet"?? What the fuck is that supposed to mean??
1:28:50 LMAO he has no idea does he?? Oh my.
Cute... it was a cute ending. It was cute.