10-22-2019, 11:45 PM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Heart
This particular YouTube upload is dubbed in Russian, so it's prettymuch useless, but I'll embed it anyway because the timestamps should line up (edit: they literally don't line up whatsoever, but I will leave it embedded anyway). The version I'll be watching is on Amazon.
0:30 "Who knows what really happens between a man and a woman." LOL, what an opening line. Oookay. You know I gotta admit, I watched the trailer and I didn't really feel like I was diggin' Josh Holloway. But now that I hear his voice and whatnot, meh... could be kinda hot. We'll just have to see.
0:46 why is this guy so fucking sweaty??
1:00 it's a 2001 movie but it looks like 1991.
2:16 uh ohhhh... somebody's a freak!
2:26 it's not NOT creepy... that's all I can give it so far.
2:50 did she spit it out?! That's just rude!
3:06 "We never said we were exclusive!" ROFLLLLLLLLLL.
I meeean, low key entertaining so far, not gonna lie.
3:30 LMFAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had to watch that twice. That was VERY funny. The line itself and the delivery LMAO.
3:44 "Not doing anything bad in there are you?" LOLLLL. Holy shit man I gotta say I'm like... KINDA loving this movie so far!?
3:47 Awwwe, is he schizophrenic? That's sorta sexy!
5:25 ooo look, it's Hottie McHotHot! Jeff Fahey, the same dude from that other movie I watched lastnight!
8:50 GOD. I want a hotass husband like that.
9:24 "I forgot you could cook." Oh man... that's something you NEVER wanna hear out of your husband under any circumstances.
10:03 "It makes my pee smell funny, dear."
10:45 this isn't the... warmest marriage ever, LMAO.
12:10 someone who reviewed this said that they were bored with the scenes that don't include Holloway, and I really gotta agree. He is definitely the best thing about this movie.
13:18 oooooo that chick is foxxxxyyyyyy.
14:20 sort of a creepy scene between him and the psychiatrist guy... and why is the psychiatrist driving him anywhere???
Seems like Josh Holloway is one of those dudes who gets better looking the older he gets. For sure. I'd let him fuck my body.
17:00 man this is like... sad. It really is. This guy needs to just tell his wife what's up because this is not going anywhere good. She is getting WAY the wrong idea. He's totally not doing this right.
18:36 he's much more attractive when he's actually talking.
19:40 man I feel bad for this chick cuz I gotta say, there's every reason for her to believe what she's thinking.
20:20 whooooooooa, once a cheater always a cheater! Now she's even more validated! At this point I'm starting to think her husband is an idiot.
20:30 "You have a really hard time letting things go." Ummm, excuse me bitch??
21:08 what the fuck is with the balls?? And what's this dude's schtick anyways?? What's he even doing there??
22:10 DAYUM. Those probably weren't really HER titties, but whoever's titties those were... uhhh, DAYUM.
Those are some beautiful titties.
I mean BEAUTIFUL titties. My God. Nicest set of titties I've personally ever seen on film.
23:40 what the fuck is he doing working there??? I don't get it?? How is he even there? Why is he there? What the fuck did I miss? Actually, I don't care. It's whatever.
25:25 did you see the look in her eyes while he's talking about getting lunch??? See that's a HUUUGE "in" with women. You give 'em food, make 'em feel like they'll never want for a morsel... they will ABSOLUTELY want to fuck you.
26:10 see, psychos are soooooo fucking charming. I'm psychosexual.
26:48 "What The Buddha Taught" wow, nice reading choice there lady!
28:00 oh fuck yeah baby, come get some!!! Dreamgggguuuuuyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
28:46 oh hell yeah, let's fucking bang!!!!!!!!
36:33 oh yeah, I'd fuck this guy for sure.
38:44 uuuhhh, I'd be eating the fuck out of that fucking delicious looking salad, I'll tell you that much.
38:48 "WE'RE ABOUT TO BE!!!!!!!!" *bananasex*
39:25 have you ever looked at somebody and just KNOWN you were gonna fuck? That's what just happened here!
41:58 dude this lady is so drunk.
45:20 oh yeah, I'd be totally suspicious of this dude at this point.
48:16 she's looking pretty well sexed right here, I'm thinking fucking psycho dude has done wonders for her health.
48:20 he's getting sort of annoying at this point though. I mean he IS hot but it's just too much.
49:17 what the fuck.
49:50 I'd definitely be letting that guy fuck me though, for sure.
50:20 is she ever gonna start getting creeped out though, cuz I'm kinda creeped out.
51:00 didn't they already have sex at least once today?? Getting tired of this.
51:30 "Talk"?? Is that code for something??
52:45 I can't believe she told this bitch.
53:35 wow, this is twisted! They're talking about his wife!
54:27 this chick kinda walks like a man... this is the second time I've had that thought.
54:45 OMG what's wrong with him?? OMG this poor bastard, like WTF why is he crying OMG??
Awwwe. I still think he's an idiot but TBH I like him a lot. And I mean, he's just as hot as that other dude.
56:30 and this is where she gets creeped out.
57:20 AGAIN with the balls... WTF?
57:40 officially creeped out. Yay! Finally!
58:05 it's just unfortunate because they've already banged and now it's just natural to have lost interest.
58:20 but on the other hand if he keeps up the fun BDSM tendencies, it could still be really good. She could resist and then she wouldn't have to feel bad about herself for cheating on her husband!
59:20 oh God man... oh this is bad, I mean, AGAIN, he's a fucking idiot for going about it the way he did. But he's a man, what do you expect? Agh. This sucks dude. THIS SUCCCKKKSSSS. LOL. Awe. Oh my God. This is honestly fucking grueling. Because he's totally hot. Like yeah he's older than the other dude but he's still WAY WAY hot. I mean, kind of emotional sometimes, but... WAY hot.
Agh. Man. This is a real tosser.
1:01:00 you know what dude... I read something once that always stuck with me. Somebody was asking for advice about whether or not they should tell their spouse they had a meaningless fling with someone else. Somebody came along and said "Just keep it to yourself, know your wife has probably done the same thing, and move on with your life." I think that's pretty wise advice that would be best heeded in this particular situation, only unfortunately, she banged a total psycho who isn't gonna let her live it down.
1:08:00 God Jeff Fahey is fine as hell. FINER than hell.
1:09:26 what in the fuck is all the shit in this box??? OMG creepy!!!
1:11:04 so he's the ligature type huh? Can't do it with his hands huh? Fuckin' pussy!
1:12:11 LOL on a lot of levels you just can't help but like this guy!
1:14:44 LOL this guy is a beast, I love it!
1:16:50 oh great, he's totally gonna kill this chick now.
1:18:00 dude oh my God. On some real shit though, I feel like this chick might be kinda freaky anyway, I feel like she might low key be into this!?
1:18:25 LOL look how he has her tied up. That's some pro shit right there buddy! Honestly she doesn't look like she hates it?!
1:19:30 God she's got the best husband ever. You know what would be a great plot twist? If he turned around and straight up murdered her ass! Arf arf!
1:19:50 ah FFS, this fuckin' guy.
1:22:16 she looks like a '60s actress right here.
1:22:40 OMG PLOT TWISSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DID NOT see that one coming, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:23:37 he has REALLY nice hands.
1:24:00 honestly I think the husband is putting WAAAY too much faith in this guy, LOL!
1:25:28 ANOTHERRRRRR fucking PLOT TWIST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What in the hell is going on here!?!?!?!?!?!
1:27:10 damn yo. Damn.
1:27:48 God bless this man!!! He's even using his hands!!!
1:29:20 man this is kinda unfortunate I mean... she had a hotass husband who was gonna deliver her into the great beyond with his own two hands in a peaceful, serene forest setting. And this fucking psycho bastard had to go and ruin it all.
This was honestly a great movie... I'm slapping it with a 9/10 star rating and I have to say, I didn't expect that at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Heart
This particular YouTube upload is dubbed in Russian, so it's prettymuch useless, but I'll embed it anyway because the timestamps should line up (edit: they literally don't line up whatsoever, but I will leave it embedded anyway). The version I'll be watching is on Amazon.
0:30 "Who knows what really happens between a man and a woman." LOL, what an opening line. Oookay. You know I gotta admit, I watched the trailer and I didn't really feel like I was diggin' Josh Holloway. But now that I hear his voice and whatnot, meh... could be kinda hot. We'll just have to see.
0:46 why is this guy so fucking sweaty??
1:00 it's a 2001 movie but it looks like 1991.
2:16 uh ohhhh... somebody's a freak!
2:26 it's not NOT creepy... that's all I can give it so far.
2:50 did she spit it out?! That's just rude!
3:06 "We never said we were exclusive!" ROFLLLLLLLLLL.
I meeean, low key entertaining so far, not gonna lie.
3:30 LMFAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had to watch that twice. That was VERY funny. The line itself and the delivery LMAO.
3:44 "Not doing anything bad in there are you?" LOLLLL. Holy shit man I gotta say I'm like... KINDA loving this movie so far!?
3:47 Awwwe, is he schizophrenic? That's sorta sexy!
5:25 ooo look, it's Hottie McHotHot! Jeff Fahey, the same dude from that other movie I watched lastnight!
8:50 GOD. I want a hotass husband like that.
9:24 "I forgot you could cook." Oh man... that's something you NEVER wanna hear out of your husband under any circumstances.
10:03 "It makes my pee smell funny, dear."
10:45 this isn't the... warmest marriage ever, LMAO.
12:10 someone who reviewed this said that they were bored with the scenes that don't include Holloway, and I really gotta agree. He is definitely the best thing about this movie.
13:18 oooooo that chick is foxxxxyyyyyy.
14:20 sort of a creepy scene between him and the psychiatrist guy... and why is the psychiatrist driving him anywhere???
Seems like Josh Holloway is one of those dudes who gets better looking the older he gets. For sure. I'd let him fuck my body.
17:00 man this is like... sad. It really is. This guy needs to just tell his wife what's up because this is not going anywhere good. She is getting WAY the wrong idea. He's totally not doing this right.
18:36 he's much more attractive when he's actually talking.
19:40 man I feel bad for this chick cuz I gotta say, there's every reason for her to believe what she's thinking.
20:20 whooooooooa, once a cheater always a cheater! Now she's even more validated! At this point I'm starting to think her husband is an idiot.
20:30 "You have a really hard time letting things go." Ummm, excuse me bitch??
21:08 what the fuck is with the balls?? And what's this dude's schtick anyways?? What's he even doing there??
22:10 DAYUM. Those probably weren't really HER titties, but whoever's titties those were... uhhh, DAYUM.
Those are some beautiful titties.
I mean BEAUTIFUL titties. My God. Nicest set of titties I've personally ever seen on film.
23:40 what the fuck is he doing working there??? I don't get it?? How is he even there? Why is he there? What the fuck did I miss? Actually, I don't care. It's whatever.
25:25 did you see the look in her eyes while he's talking about getting lunch??? See that's a HUUUGE "in" with women. You give 'em food, make 'em feel like they'll never want for a morsel... they will ABSOLUTELY want to fuck you.
26:10 see, psychos are soooooo fucking charming. I'm psychosexual.
26:48 "What The Buddha Taught" wow, nice reading choice there lady!
28:00 oh fuck yeah baby, come get some!!! Dreamgggguuuuuyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
28:46 oh hell yeah, let's fucking bang!!!!!!!!
36:33 oh yeah, I'd fuck this guy for sure.
38:44 uuuhhh, I'd be eating the fuck out of that fucking delicious looking salad, I'll tell you that much.
38:48 "WE'RE ABOUT TO BE!!!!!!!!" *bananasex*
39:25 have you ever looked at somebody and just KNOWN you were gonna fuck? That's what just happened here!
41:58 dude this lady is so drunk.
45:20 oh yeah, I'd be totally suspicious of this dude at this point.
48:16 she's looking pretty well sexed right here, I'm thinking fucking psycho dude has done wonders for her health.
48:20 he's getting sort of annoying at this point though. I mean he IS hot but it's just too much.
49:17 what the fuck.
49:50 I'd definitely be letting that guy fuck me though, for sure.
50:20 is she ever gonna start getting creeped out though, cuz I'm kinda creeped out.
51:00 didn't they already have sex at least once today?? Getting tired of this.
51:30 "Talk"?? Is that code for something??
52:45 I can't believe she told this bitch.
53:35 wow, this is twisted! They're talking about his wife!
54:27 this chick kinda walks like a man... this is the second time I've had that thought.
54:45 OMG what's wrong with him?? OMG this poor bastard, like WTF why is he crying OMG??
Awwwe. I still think he's an idiot but TBH I like him a lot. And I mean, he's just as hot as that other dude.
56:30 and this is where she gets creeped out.
57:20 AGAIN with the balls... WTF?
57:40 officially creeped out. Yay! Finally!
58:05 it's just unfortunate because they've already banged and now it's just natural to have lost interest.
58:20 but on the other hand if he keeps up the fun BDSM tendencies, it could still be really good. She could resist and then she wouldn't have to feel bad about herself for cheating on her husband!
59:20 oh God man... oh this is bad, I mean, AGAIN, he's a fucking idiot for going about it the way he did. But he's a man, what do you expect? Agh. This sucks dude. THIS SUCCCKKKSSSS. LOL. Awe. Oh my God. This is honestly fucking grueling. Because he's totally hot. Like yeah he's older than the other dude but he's still WAY WAY hot. I mean, kind of emotional sometimes, but... WAY hot.
Agh. Man. This is a real tosser.
1:01:00 you know what dude... I read something once that always stuck with me. Somebody was asking for advice about whether or not they should tell their spouse they had a meaningless fling with someone else. Somebody came along and said "Just keep it to yourself, know your wife has probably done the same thing, and move on with your life." I think that's pretty wise advice that would be best heeded in this particular situation, only unfortunately, she banged a total psycho who isn't gonna let her live it down.
1:08:00 God Jeff Fahey is fine as hell. FINER than hell.
1:09:26 what in the fuck is all the shit in this box??? OMG creepy!!!
1:11:04 so he's the ligature type huh? Can't do it with his hands huh? Fuckin' pussy!
1:12:11 LOL on a lot of levels you just can't help but like this guy!
1:14:44 LOL this guy is a beast, I love it!
1:16:50 oh great, he's totally gonna kill this chick now.
1:18:00 dude oh my God. On some real shit though, I feel like this chick might be kinda freaky anyway, I feel like she might low key be into this!?
1:18:25 LOL look how he has her tied up. That's some pro shit right there buddy! Honestly she doesn't look like she hates it?!
1:19:30 God she's got the best husband ever. You know what would be a great plot twist? If he turned around and straight up murdered her ass! Arf arf!
1:19:50 ah FFS, this fuckin' guy.
1:22:16 she looks like a '60s actress right here.
1:22:40 OMG PLOT TWISSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DID NOT see that one coming, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:23:37 he has REALLY nice hands.
1:24:00 honestly I think the husband is putting WAAAY too much faith in this guy, LOL!
1:25:28 ANOTHERRRRRR fucking PLOT TWIST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What in the hell is going on here!?!?!?!?!?!
1:27:10 damn yo. Damn.
1:27:48 God bless this man!!! He's even using his hands!!!
1:29:20 man this is kinda unfortunate I mean... she had a hotass husband who was gonna deliver her into the great beyond with his own two hands in a peaceful, serene forest setting. And this fucking psycho bastard had to go and ruin it all.
This was honestly a great movie... I'm slapping it with a 9/10 star rating and I have to say, I didn't expect that at all.