10-23-2019, 02:21 AM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsane
Some of the reviews claim that this movie is very Hitchcock. We'll have to see about that. I'm a mid level Hitchcock fan so I may or may not agree.
It's been said this movie was filmed using only iPhones. Hm. It's supposed to be a good psychological thriller, but then other reviews say it totally sucks. Guess we'll find out.
1:14 "I love it when you wear blue..." uh oh, this is creepy already.
This guy doesn't sound hot either, which sucks.
2:00 yeah I can tell this is gonna be a decently unique movie. Probably not great, but probably not bad either. I guess we'll see. I find the opening music interesting... I can imagine seeing/hearing this a decade from now and saying it has a vintage kinda feel to it even for the time it was made.
4:00 this chick is a good actress... her name is Claire Foy.
5:20 oh great, now this skeeze boss is gonna ruin her job.
6:22 450 miles? That's it? Too bad.
8:20 what the fuck?? Okay that was a lil much! They slip that in wherever they can these days, LMAO!
8:24 LMFAO he's totally creeped out!
9:25 OMG what the fuck is wrong with chick??? Fucking yikes dude, I'd be getting THE FUCKKK out of there. That guy better get THE FUCK out of there. Like NOW.
Dude get the fuck out of there, oh my God. This movie is scary as fuck so far... because of HER.
12:00 uh oh man that was a fuck up... you really can't tell people that kinda shit, especially not people in a position of authority.
14:14 LOL oh man... ALWAYS read the shit before you sign it, right?!
17:45 24 hrs., that's not too terrible. I'm sure it'll turn into some kinda prolonged nightmare regardless though.
18:55 oh dear... LOL. Oh my. It's an interesting tale though, that's for sure.
19:40 ROFLMAO leave it to Juno Temple to play some kinda weird fucked up character.
20:45 it's actually very interesting.
25:35 Sawyer isn't being very nice to people. The way she acts isn't helping her position at all.
30:30 you can tell that guy doesn't really smoke.
33:26 just take it... come on.
33:38 agh my God this chick is obviously totally crazy.
38:10 this is ALL your typical crazy people shit right here... textbook crazy people ranting.
40:10 this chick's personality sucks though. She's not likable.
41:50 this is fucked up... I dunno. Not really sure what the truth is. But in the same token... like I said, the main character is really not that likable.
44:00 this is EXACTLY why "red flag laws" need to be taken way more fucking seriously folks ;)
50:40 hmmm. Creepy.
51:00 OMG WTF. IT'S THE "STALKER" GUY!!!
You know what, I STILL stand by my assessment that the Sawyer chick just isn't that likable. And if this IS all some kinda grand conspiracy, then what the hell is it over?? What's it about? LOL.
Meh I dunno man... not 100% giving a shit about the main character. I'm sure they've sorta made her that way on purpose but... then again maybe not.
53:55 what the fuck, man.
54:45 man they better tie this load of malarky story together. Honestly the David guy isn't even that ugly, just fuck him. He probably has a big dick anyways.
57:20 these are all totally baller guidelines, good shit! Kind of annoying how she looks overwhelmed... this is some pretty basic shit, everyone should know it.
58:30 "the gift of fear" lmfao. Lil bit of propaganda for ya. As if everything that guy said wasn't just common sense truth.
59:15 there's no fucking way this guy would be obsessed enough with this chick to go through all the bullshit this story is suggesting... like come on, she's hardly likable at all. I mean she's okay looking, they've got her looking like a mental patient in this movie, but she IS pretty enough. Getting followed everywhere and stalked to this degree though I mean come on. Absolutely ridiculous, would never happen in a million years.
1:03:40 there's just no way... totally ridiculous. I get that it's a fiction, and yeah okay that's fine. But. Come on.
That is my genuine and sincere qualm with this movie.
1:05:05 see it's shit like this which makes the lead character totally unlikable and makes it totally impossible to actually give a fuck about her. If you like the other characters more than you like her then what the hell is the point really?
1:07:50 maybe if she was a 19 year old college student with supermodel looks or something, it may be more believable. LOL. Beyond that, no... LMAO, nobody would ever go to these lengths, the story is ridiculous. I'm sorry but it is.
1:09:55 this chick is soooooooo annoying. What is the point of making the main character unlikable?? She's a pretty decent actress, but that's not really the point.
1:11:00 everyone in the movie is a pretty decent actor really. But then again meh... what's that really worth?
1:16:50 I still maintain she just needs to fuck this guy. I mean really he seems pretty nice, and again, with the food... you just can't lose when you give women the food. That's a sure way to get them.
1:18:10 I mean yeah it's pathetic, but he's not that bad looking... what's the harm in letting him have it??
1:19:30 this movie/story is so fucking ridiculous.
It legit doesn't add up though. How did he know she was committed and how did he get the job there so fast? I still kinda think she's just crazy or something. No idea but... yeah it just doesn't really add up. And again, it's hard to care because she's just not likable.
1:21:24 which is EXACTLY why she should have sex with him, LMAO!!!!!!!!! He'd probably kill her out of disappointment though.
1:22:24 LOL uhhh... that's abhorrently wrong.
1:22:50 this just... gets more weird and retarded.
1:24:50 again... she's just totally unlikable and a freaking total psycho. But more importantly... unlikable.
1:25:50 man I bet this chick is sorry for how she treated her before, LMFAO!
1:26:17 wow now it makes sense! That was pretty smart! She's still not likable though.
1:26:32 AND SHE JUST LEAVES HER IN THERE WITH HIM!?! Wow fuck this cunt... who gives a fuck what happens to her??
It's a whole movie about a character that just doesn't make you care about her at all.
1:28:03 OH COME THE FUCK ONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is NO WAY he could have gotten out there that fast and could have been there of all places waiting. That is so fucking stupid.
This might be one of the worst fucking movies I've legitimately ever seen.
It's the most retardedly, ridiculously, fucking fiercely stupid movie I think I've ever seen.
Total garbage. Sorry, but it is. In the top 3 worst movies I've ever seen.
And about the claims that this movie is even remotely Hitchcock? Well that must have been some kind of fucking joke... or a bunch of worthless millennials who have no fucking idea what the fuck they're talking about.
I'll bet it's the latter.
I would never recommend this movie to anyone under any circumstances.
1.5/10 stars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsane
Some of the reviews claim that this movie is very Hitchcock. We'll have to see about that. I'm a mid level Hitchcock fan so I may or may not agree.
It's been said this movie was filmed using only iPhones. Hm. It's supposed to be a good psychological thriller, but then other reviews say it totally sucks. Guess we'll find out.
1:14 "I love it when you wear blue..." uh oh, this is creepy already.
This guy doesn't sound hot either, which sucks.
2:00 yeah I can tell this is gonna be a decently unique movie. Probably not great, but probably not bad either. I guess we'll see. I find the opening music interesting... I can imagine seeing/hearing this a decade from now and saying it has a vintage kinda feel to it even for the time it was made.
4:00 this chick is a good actress... her name is Claire Foy.
5:20 oh great, now this skeeze boss is gonna ruin her job.
6:22 450 miles? That's it? Too bad.
8:20 what the fuck?? Okay that was a lil much! They slip that in wherever they can these days, LMAO!
8:24 LMFAO he's totally creeped out!
9:25 OMG what the fuck is wrong with chick??? Fucking yikes dude, I'd be getting THE FUCKKK out of there. That guy better get THE FUCK out of there. Like NOW.
Dude get the fuck out of there, oh my God. This movie is scary as fuck so far... because of HER.
12:00 uh oh man that was a fuck up... you really can't tell people that kinda shit, especially not people in a position of authority.
14:14 LOL oh man... ALWAYS read the shit before you sign it, right?!
17:45 24 hrs., that's not too terrible. I'm sure it'll turn into some kinda prolonged nightmare regardless though.
18:55 oh dear... LOL. Oh my. It's an interesting tale though, that's for sure.
19:40 ROFLMAO leave it to Juno Temple to play some kinda weird fucked up character.
20:45 it's actually very interesting.
25:35 Sawyer isn't being very nice to people. The way she acts isn't helping her position at all.
30:30 you can tell that guy doesn't really smoke.
33:26 just take it... come on.
33:38 agh my God this chick is obviously totally crazy.
38:10 this is ALL your typical crazy people shit right here... textbook crazy people ranting.
40:10 this chick's personality sucks though. She's not likable.
41:50 this is fucked up... I dunno. Not really sure what the truth is. But in the same token... like I said, the main character is really not that likable.
44:00 this is EXACTLY why "red flag laws" need to be taken way more fucking seriously folks ;)
50:40 hmmm. Creepy.
51:00 OMG WTF. IT'S THE "STALKER" GUY!!!
You know what, I STILL stand by my assessment that the Sawyer chick just isn't that likable. And if this IS all some kinda grand conspiracy, then what the hell is it over?? What's it about? LOL.
Meh I dunno man... not 100% giving a shit about the main character. I'm sure they've sorta made her that way on purpose but... then again maybe not.
53:55 what the fuck, man.
54:45 man they better tie this load of malarky story together. Honestly the David guy isn't even that ugly, just fuck him. He probably has a big dick anyways.
57:20 these are all totally baller guidelines, good shit! Kind of annoying how she looks overwhelmed... this is some pretty basic shit, everyone should know it.
58:30 "the gift of fear" lmfao. Lil bit of propaganda for ya. As if everything that guy said wasn't just common sense truth.
59:15 there's no fucking way this guy would be obsessed enough with this chick to go through all the bullshit this story is suggesting... like come on, she's hardly likable at all. I mean she's okay looking, they've got her looking like a mental patient in this movie, but she IS pretty enough. Getting followed everywhere and stalked to this degree though I mean come on. Absolutely ridiculous, would never happen in a million years.
1:03:40 there's just no way... totally ridiculous. I get that it's a fiction, and yeah okay that's fine. But. Come on.
That is my genuine and sincere qualm with this movie.
1:05:05 see it's shit like this which makes the lead character totally unlikable and makes it totally impossible to actually give a fuck about her. If you like the other characters more than you like her then what the hell is the point really?
1:07:50 maybe if she was a 19 year old college student with supermodel looks or something, it may be more believable. LOL. Beyond that, no... LMAO, nobody would ever go to these lengths, the story is ridiculous. I'm sorry but it is.
1:09:55 this chick is soooooooo annoying. What is the point of making the main character unlikable?? She's a pretty decent actress, but that's not really the point.
1:11:00 everyone in the movie is a pretty decent actor really. But then again meh... what's that really worth?
1:16:50 I still maintain she just needs to fuck this guy. I mean really he seems pretty nice, and again, with the food... you just can't lose when you give women the food. That's a sure way to get them.
1:18:10 I mean yeah it's pathetic, but he's not that bad looking... what's the harm in letting him have it??
1:19:30 this movie/story is so fucking ridiculous.
It legit doesn't add up though. How did he know she was committed and how did he get the job there so fast? I still kinda think she's just crazy or something. No idea but... yeah it just doesn't really add up. And again, it's hard to care because she's just not likable.
1:21:24 which is EXACTLY why she should have sex with him, LMAO!!!!!!!!! He'd probably kill her out of disappointment though.
1:22:24 LOL uhhh... that's abhorrently wrong.
1:22:50 this just... gets more weird and retarded.
1:24:50 again... she's just totally unlikable and a freaking total psycho. But more importantly... unlikable.
1:25:50 man I bet this chick is sorry for how she treated her before, LMFAO!
1:26:17 wow now it makes sense! That was pretty smart! She's still not likable though.
1:26:32 AND SHE JUST LEAVES HER IN THERE WITH HIM!?! Wow fuck this cunt... who gives a fuck what happens to her??
It's a whole movie about a character that just doesn't make you care about her at all.
1:28:03 OH COME THE FUCK ONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is NO WAY he could have gotten out there that fast and could have been there of all places waiting. That is so fucking stupid.
This might be one of the worst fucking movies I've legitimately ever seen.
It's the most retardedly, ridiculously, fucking fiercely stupid movie I think I've ever seen.
Total garbage. Sorry, but it is. In the top 3 worst movies I've ever seen.
And about the claims that this movie is even remotely Hitchcock? Well that must have been some kind of fucking joke... or a bunch of worthless millennials who have no fucking idea what the fuck they're talking about.
I'll bet it's the latter.
I would never recommend this movie to anyone under any circumstances.
1.5/10 stars.
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