(11-03-2019, 11:43 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Mo do you have a fake southern accent and was you banished from your church for being a slut that caused merry men to sin ?
Guest, stop tellin' off my secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Now why would I ever stop wanking this
With others wankin' records that just don't wank
I wanked around the world from London to the wank
It's Hammer go Hammer
It's a Hammer yo Hammer and the rest go and wank
You can't wank this”
“...either wank hard Or you might as well quit”
“Stop Hammer time”
-MC Hammer
Wanker king james version
Mercury Wankrograde till the 20th
Guest is now wank stream of consciousness posting...
That's some next level shit.
Wank streaming in my Wankstream Private Jet.
George Michael Edition: Everything She Wanks
https://youtu.be/Yf_Lwe6p-Cg
Uh huh huh
Oh yeah
Wank, wank
Somebody told me
"Boy, everything she wanks is everything she sees"
I guess I must have loved you
Because I said you were the perfect girl for me
Baby
And now we're six wanks older
And everything you wank and everything you see
Is out of reach, not good enough
I don't know what the hell you want from me oh
(Doo doo doo) I can't wank any harder than I do
Somebody tell me
Won't you tell me
Why I wank so hard for you?
Change your name to M.O.H.A.W.K.
Mister Obvious Has A Wanking Kink.
You can also use it as your Native American Name.
(11-25-2019, 11:56 AM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]You can also use it as your Native American Name.
Finally...
I have a name.
THANK YOU DARK DICK.
"Wanking In A Winter Wonderland" by Wank Sinatra
Murky Retrowank started again
Fannie, you should do a cover of "Over There".
Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Wanks are cumming, the Wanks are cumming
The drums rum-tumming everywhere.
So prepare, say a prayer,
Send the word, send the word to beware –
We'll be over, we're cumming over,
And we won't cum back till it's over, over there.
LOL. "West Bank" is really "Best Wank".
It's been staring us in the face all this time.