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She needs to stop buying all those normie hair products and just get some jojoba oil. It doesn't make your hair look greasy like other kinds of oil because it's not actually an oil, it's a wax that is very similar to our natural sebum. Put it on at night before bed and change your pillowcase every day.

Getting a job will cure trichotillomania... if you're busy, you won't have idle time to pull your hair out, and when you do chill out/hang out and relax, you'll be too tired to pull your hair out.

Why are Leos so fucking neurotic? I think it only happens to them when they're not being entertainers/performing the way they're meant to. Going to the beach and filming videos will help with that.

Maybe she should do beach-side aerobics.

12:06 she's totally bangin' that guy... 100%. Gotta be. I wonder if he's hot or if he's another weird low key girly dude she's typically seen with. Katie needs to let me pick her boyfriends if she's gonna insist on not lesbian marrying me like she ought to.

12:32 like yeah, it's hot in Florida, but it's not THAT fucking hot.

13:30 I've been doing the emotional support water bottle gig for like 10 years at this point. Noobs.

14:44 Katie and I should travel together in a caravan. We can be a hot chick only caravan. We can do beach-side and desert aerobics together and start a joint OnlyFans.

16:17 I think Kate is sooooo fucking cute. It's super weird how young she looks but then she's got all the gray hair. I don't think there's anything wrong with gray hair, TBH, really no reason to try and hide it. Reminds me of the Pretty Shepherd who started going gray at 13...



Love that chick, she's cool. Great channel.

Anyway, yeah, fuck it with the gray hair, no one worth their weight in salt gives a fuck if your hair is gray or not. If it impacts the way they see you, they're literal garbage anyway. No one wants trash in their life.

19:09 I know something that'll make her sleep better than any tea... https://www.youtube.com/@jonlevichannel

Literally any JonLevi video ever... https://www.sectual.com/thread-18880.html

Turn the brightness down almost all the way, keep the volume just loud enough to make out what he's saying. If you wake up again, just pick up right where you left off in the video. Works every time.

21:03 I know Katie's into wrestling. She and I should dress up as furries and do wrestling matches... that'd be hot. Gotta be in full on cushioned costume garb though, I don't do unprotected wrestling since the incident. I'll be the skunk.
Oh my God...

What if Katie moved to a part of Florida that ISN'T "close to" the beach??????

wtf2
THAT POSSIBILITY NEVER OCCURRED TO ME BEFORE.
Whatever... she can do mini roadtrips.

I just... can't believe the thought never crossed my mind before now.


Talk about a massive aesthetic improvement over that depressing ass place on Long Island...

Watch her health improve like magic.

It's just too bad it's some dude's house instead of her own...

She should start working toward getting a small non-ugly house/cabin of her own.

Jumping from one dude's house to the next would get old, even if you weren't fucking them.

You can't depend on friends and their kindness or whatever to be able to stay with them forever...

People get married and have families and all that stupid shit, eventually they're not gonna have a place for you.

3:00 you don't need all those skincare items... all you need is Aveeno for your face and olive oil (or jojoba) for your hair & body.

5:25 why does she have sooooooo many hair clips if we've literally never even seen her wearing one?? I love hair clips, don't get me wrong.

6:20 those daily Florida downpours are really handy... free shower.

10:07 OMG that was a good one... I fucking looooooooooove thunder. I love storms in general... very exciting, lots of power/energy.

10:20 I really like Katie, I think she's so fucking fab. But I also kinda think she tries to cuck EVERYONE. I know I've said she cucks the shit out of dudes... but I think she'd even attempt to cuck women, and it's like, I'm sorry but you're not cucking me sweetie. You're either the cucker or the cuckee in this world.
That is my biggest pet peeve nowadays. Unfortunately, I notice like 90% of women do it now. Like, I don't get it. I immediately will never give you any attention again if I sense that, which I do instantly.
If you're trying to cuck somebody else, it's a dominance move.

If you're gonna allow yourself to be cucked by somebody, it's gonna have to be really, really fucking worth it...

And is it even possible for it to be worth it? At this point in my life, I do not think so.

But take an example...

A super rich woman (or man, change it how it fits) has 3 yachts and 6 mansions and 5 boyfriends (this week) who she buys LOTS of shiny fun toys and houses them in luxurious accommodations, and hey, if you break up, she's gonna let you keep the toys cuz what does she care?

Are you gonna be BF #5 just to get in on that lifestyle??

*shrug*

Like I said, I wouldn't do it.

But if I did do it, that level of wealth would have to be the minimum.

Most celebs (old guard hollywood crap or YT famous, whatevs) are not on that level whatsoever and therefore would not be worth getting cucked over.
I don't think that is really what cucked means. That is similar though. I never thought about a girl version of it. It is usually when a guy will do anything to get laid, and the woman basically clowns him non stop.
Cucked means when you're with someone and you're too weak to demand you're their only partner, and they want to bring other people into their life sexually and you just have to deal with it if you want to be with them. That's the original definition of being a cuck.
Oh yeah, I forgot that it actually had a literally definition, instead of just the casual usage of it today for referring to weak guys.
It still doesn't apply to women though lol. That's like pimps and hos stuff.
But yeah it has kind of become a catch-all term for unwanted/disfavorable domination between two people... especially of the opposite sex, even though in this thread I've related it to theoretical situations between me and Katie, roflmfao.
The lesbian marriage joke is kind of tired though, definitely going to retire it. The truth is that I would never marry anyone... nothing could ever make it worth it. I will just admire people from afar, at the absolute most. Solitude is happiness... if I had to deal with someone regularly, I would not like it at all.
Oh, I almost forgot...

As far as Katie's sleep, she should get a Purrble...

https://www.amazon.com/Purrble-Calming-C...B08F5GZH84

They are extremely effective at soothing you to sleep.
Yeah, that is really true. Most relationships are really toxic nowadays, but there are still a lot of good relationships with people.

I have always been the exact opposite. I never tell anyone what to do, and am very accepting of people even to a fault. I've even lived with my sister for almost a year after college, bc we just respected each others lives and privacy.
She was just helping me out though. I was crashing on her couch and looking for work. My sister is really cool.
Yeah, family really are the best to fall back on in times when you need a place to rest your head... mostly cuz you ain't gotta fuck 'em!!?!!
Yeah, at least I wasn't in a cucked relationship.
I've been working on my carport. It is fricken bad ass now. I am getting really good at carpentry and construction.
Carport and a nice shed...

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Katie needs some land with a carport and a shed.

She should befriend a bunch of hot Mennonite dudes.
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