Sure it can get old after you do it for a while, just like everything else.
But it's so fulfilling and natural for a woman... it's all they're really meant to do.
Of course my ultimate dream scenario would be homemaking and not having to deal with a man's sexual needs...
To be able to do all the fun things around the home without having to deal with any sexual bullshit would be the ultimate heaven.
What do they call that? A maid? A maid who cooks?
'Tis the season for tasty goodness!
Being cooped up indoors in winter makes me want to fool around in the kitchen. And I mean that in a non-sexual way.
Today, I made cinnamon toast for the first time in ages. I was feeling experimental, so I put a little ground clove in the sugar this time.
Incidentally, there are a couple of kitchen habits conducive to a cinnamon toast eating lifestyle. One is to hang on to that loaf of bread that has dried out but isn't yet sour or moldy. Dry bread makes the crispiest toast. The second is to keep soft, spreadable butter on hand. I never refrigerate my whipped butter. It keeps for up to a month at room temperature. You're gonna need both of these things at the ready when the cinnamon toast craving takes hold.
I'd also been wanting to experiment with a dry rub I threw together from things on hand a few days ago when I smoked baby back ribs. So this evening, I made glazed baked chicken with a rub made of sugar, Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning, black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and smoke-flavored Montreal steak rub. It turned out pretty good.
Dried out bread is my favorite, I like to leave a few pieces of bread out for an hour or so before I eat it just so that it takes on that slightly stale texture.
*fights back tear*
THANK YOU GUEST.
(11-13-2019, 07:23 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Of course my ultimate dream scenario would be homemaking and not having to deal with a man's sexual needs...
To be able to do all the fun things around the home without having to deal with any sexual bullshit would be the ultimate heaven.
What do they call that? A maid? A maid who cooks?
marriage
You can be a maid who gets laid on special occasions.
Better yet, you can do the housework naked and let the guy wank off to you.
(11-14-2019, 12:25 PM)spic Wrote: [ -> ] marriage
(11-14-2019, 12:55 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]You can be a maid who gets laid on special occasions.
Better yet, you can do the housework naked and let the guy wank off to you.
I love these ideas!!!
You're so right...
I would love to bang every now and then, I just don't want to be depended on for sex.
You can polish some extra knobs every day to keep the hornyness at bay.
Leave your door open at night so your employer can bang you while you're asleep.
That way you wouldn't have to take time out of your day when you could be doing housework.
God...
Dark, you absolutely, 100% SOMEHOW know my heart and soul.
Dont forget you like lotion too and dungeons
(11-13-2019, 08:00 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I'd also been wanting to experiment with a dry rub I threw together from things on hand a few days ago when I smoked baby back ribs. So this evening, I made glazed baked chicken with a rub made of sugar, Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning, black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and smoke-flavored Montreal steak rub. It turned out pretty good.
Here's my latest variant of this. Take just these items...
(11-13-2019, 08:00 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning, black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and smoke-flavored Montreal steak rub
... and add paprika, chili powder, and hot sauce to half a jar of concord grape jelly and mix it all up real good. Put yo' baby back ribs in a foil pan and slather them with it on both sides. Smoke 'em over a low oak fire for 5 or 6 hours. Die and go to heaven. Bye.
