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He totally does.

So bad.


4:25.
At least he's kinda hot but like...

His homicidal feelings toward me are palpable.
He HATESSS me.
And I feel like...

OTHER mailmen and UPS guys have hated me too...

But not like this guy does.

This guy like hellfire hates me.
H E L L F I R E.
Anybody here ever been a mailman??

Guest

just get his badge number and I will take care of it sugartits
Hiding
I feel bad for making the mailman feel this way about me.

I'm sure he's a really nice and gentle guy on the inside!

Guest

(12-18-2019, 08:20 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_postal

Making a joke about going postal will literally earn you a trip to HR in Oklahoma City.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_post...homa,_1986
LOL I remember you saying this on another thread where someone was referencing "going postal" LOLOL!!!

Guest

Not saying those people deserved to be murdered or anything, but...

Just knowing how Edmond pholks are, I seriously have to wonder how they treated the guy to push him over the edge like that.
Chuckle

Guest

Don't let HR see you snickering. They have eyes everywhere, like the Stasi.

Fungalicious

He just hates his job its not you its everyone. Thats what happens when you get to many people.
Unless you're being an evil nasty bitch to him which is highly likely then its probably you.
TBH I have never actually talked to the mailman or really seen him, I think maybe he saw me once when he was driving by.

To him I'm just a name and maybe a vague figure...

And yet, he totally wants to kill me.
I kinda saw him out the window the other day and that's how I know he's at least mildly hot.
I feel like he wants to kill me less now because I haven't ordered anything online in weeks...

I'm still bizarrely sexually attracted to him though.

He rides around listening to talk radio really loud.
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