I mean we're talkin' OLLLLDDDD.
And the thing is, in the dream I was REALLY loving it...
I was even aroused in a naughty kinda way that I was fucking such an old dude.
But in real life I KNOW I would NOT feel that way.
I mean it might be okay if he looked great for his age or something.
But if he legit LOOKED old as FUCK??
I would be fucking DISGUSTED with myself afterward and would feel TOTALLY dirty.
No offense to old dudes, but yeah.
And I mean, I've never done it...
I've never fucked a REALLY REALLY old dude.
So I don't know FOR CERTAIN (necessarily) how I'd feel.
But I'm pretty sure I'd feel something close to what I assume.
I'm talking like 75-85.
Not just old to me, but inarguably old.
And I know I put the cutoff age at 85, but COME ONNNNNN.
Pretty sure it's not even possible to fuck dudes older than 85!!!
It sounds DANGEROUS in a whole other way than why sex is dangerous anyway.
I feel like MAYBE I could do it if I was facing away from him.
Could have been Father Time since the year is coming to an end.
I meeean...
I guess Saturn's got some pretty good dick then.
For being really, really, really, really fuckin' old.
I mean...
I guess disgust and arousal can coexist...
(12-27-2019, 02:24 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like MAYBE I could do it if I was facing away from him.
And he would be behind you since you're going into the new year.
You better run faster Fannie, because he's cumming for those sweet cheeks.
That's some fucked up shit dude, you're right OMG.
Bwahahahaha OMG!
You're so brilliant, Dickie.
When the New Year gets here we'll see if you get any New Dick.
(12-27-2019, 02:32 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I meeean...
I guess Saturn's got some pretty good dick then.
For being really, really, really, really fuckin' old.
Isn't Santa Clause based on Father Time?
