(05-13-2021, 08:02 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]CAPTAIN'S WAFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DO THEY ONLY COME IN THE LIL PACKS OF TWO OR ARE THESE BABIES AVAILABLE IN BULK
I WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS
ALL KINDS OF CRACKERS
I WANT RITZ AND SALTINES TOO
I WANT THEM NOW
RIGHT NOW
I EVEN WANT CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't even realize I was posting out loud on this thread until just before I hit send on that last post.
I was in a cracker induced trance.
I JUST FOUND A ZIPLOCK BAG OF RANDOM CRACKERS IN THE BACK OF THE PANTRY
YOU CAN'T LIVE ON CRACKERS ALONE IT'S IN THE BIBLE
BUT YOU CAN LIVE ON CRACKERS AND SOUP
YOU COULD EVEN LEARN TO MAKE FISH SOUP AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE ALL THE MEATS AVAILABLE IN A SOUP FORMAT
I feel like Ritz was a cracker born out of the precipice of decadence, and necessity... the thin line of need versus want.
They're flaky, more on the sweet side, with a golden buttery finish... but underneath this seeming perfection is the expectation of filling too many voids.
It can't be the cracker for all things. But it's the cracker for surviving, and thriving.
Ritz...
The cracker for making the most out of what you have.
(05-13-2021, 08:07 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I JUST FOUND A ZIPLOCK BAG OF RANDOM CRACKERS IN THE BACK OF THE PANTRY
Stale crackers are the best kind.
If you go from saltines to Ritz...
You will taste disappointment.
I just found an entire new box of saltines I didn't know I had. I'm having them in soup and they've got a gorgeous golden brown finish, it's not typical for saltines to look so good. They're the best saltines I've ever had.
I've always loved soup more than any other food in the world except spaghetti and broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I crave the delicious peace and serenity of a bowl of soup!
I was born to make mouth love to soup.
Casserole, soup, pureed food, and crackers.
I want little more than to spend my life eating them!!!
I LOVE CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!