Oh God... I think I ate too much.
But whether I feel like I'm about to spew from too much soup and crackers...
It doesn't matter, I can still eat all the carrots.
I'M PREGNIT WITH A FOOD BABY
I GOT A BELLY FULL OF SOUP AND CRACKERS AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
(05-13-2021, 08:06 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]CRACKER HEAVEN
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DONE GOT TOOK TO CRACKER HEAVEN
CRACKER HEAVEN AINT WHERE GOOD CRACKERS GO CUZ CRACKERS AINT GOT NO SOUL
CRACKER HEAVEN IS WHERE WE GO TO ENJOY OUR FAVORITE CRACKERS FOR ALL ETERNITY
SOMETIMES THERE CAN BE CHEESES
AND JAMS AND JELLIES
THERE CAN BE PAPER THIN SLICED DELI MEATS
BUT MOSTLY
ITS JUST CRACKERS
AND SOUP
WE GO TO CRACKER HEAVEN BECAUSE WE WANT SO LITTLE MORE THAN CRACKERS
THE OTHER THINGS DONT MATTER TO US LIKE CRACKERS MATTER TO US
SO WE CAN HAVE THE OTHER THINGS ANYTIME WE WANT CUZ ITS HEAVEN
BUT ITS CRACKER HEAVEN
SALTINES
CAPTAINS WAFERS
CHEEZ ITS
THAT WOULD BE MY CRACKER HEAVEN VIP LIST
RITZ AND OTHER TYPES OF CRACKERS WHICH I LOVE BUT ARE CONSIDERABLY LESS IMPORTANT TO ME ARE THERE TOO
What cheese though on the crackers? Or maybe some smoked salmon?
I LOVE SMOKED SALMON AND CRACKERS
(05-18-2021, 02:18 PM)FUN-G Wrote: [ -> ]What cheese though on the crackers?
ANY KIND I CAN GET
Seems like a puritan food
Sodium. #1 cause of kidney stones
Was looking at worst foods and those instant noodles some have 70% daily dose
Best crackers of my life.
Probably the oldest form of bread since crackers predate leavening. They would have to have been small because there's no real way to deal with a two pound block of flour let alone eat it.
