Rest of you fellers keep your distance. The big ones with charm are hard to find. I can provide on the homestead as she produces four sturdy offspring . Hopefully she has curly hair and doesnt try to straighten it , i really despise that.
Random homeless men will be stay on the farm to inseminate you(i will hide in the closet darling) thus providing a healthy genetic stock unafraid of HARD WORk
(02-04-2020, 09:49 PM)Jerry Wrote: [ -> ]Random homeless men will be stay on the farm to inseminate you

I sleep in my clothes. Nobody should wash more than twice a year...christmas and easter. People say mo is drawn to men like me and that brings me solace, hope and joy.
I sleep in my clothes too, OMG!!!
We're soulmates...
Let's become together.
(02-05-2020, 02:06 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I sleep in my clothes too, OMG!!!
We're soulmates...
Let's become together.
You used to sleep naked? You aint the same person.
You think MO is plump? Have you seen her pics?
Oh OP is right...
I'm plump tender juicy southern fried ladymeat.
He's gonna slather me in BBQ sauce and let the sexy hobos come feast while he watches!