SECTUAL

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1136106

Legit.

It essentially has.

It doesn't get much better than that.

AND he's hot.

I think that's the ideal life right there.

I'm proud of that guy.

Like I'm sure he did other stuff before the pizza but...

It's all basically been about the pizza.

https://i.insider.com/5882771cf10a9a13018b94fe?width=1100&format=jpeg&auto=webp

Look, he even still has the car...

https://s3-prod.adage.com/s3fs-public/st...982676.jpg

This is classic Americana right here, that guy is the epitome of the American dream.

I'm so turnt and lit over this right now.

I think we're soulmates.