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My pubes have a part in them. Because my cock is a pointer upper.
Like when they grow, they grow to the left and right cos my dick is stuck up the middle.
Like when im sleepin, and get rock hard woodies, I guess the hair grows around it?
Its very odd. Its like if you have body hair and you wear a nylon T-shirt and it moves back and forth while you are doing things.
It rubs the hair off. So why haven't they invented some shit that can do this in like 2 minutes? Electrostatic hair removal?

Really disturbing thread, yo.

I ain't hatin', I'm just sayin'.

(02-29-2020, 06:42 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I ain't hatin', I'm just sayin'.

Well so am I like? My pubes part cos when my dick is up they don't grow its weird.
Im thinking of ideas dude like why it costs so much for hair removal, when parts get like this?
Im gonna invent something and we go 50/50 homie?

(02-29-2020, 06:42 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Really disturbing thread, yo.

I couldn't imagine you would think this disturbing with the whacked out shit you post.
Just sayin
Oh no sorry you are someone else now I don't know you anymore lmaoooooooooooooo

Love ya Fung!

(02-29-2020, 07:22 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Love ya Fung!

I know you love everyone, its a good way to be
And we all love you too
You taught me a lot young lady will never forget you
Now where my Sandle Socks? I canna find em? HAAAAAAALPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :o

Ever since i started hangin out with fungus i had to beat many sexy ladies off with a stick. The man is like a hiney pot and suckers the women into wheres i can get my mitts on them. I hope fungus keeps helping me get laid with his lucky charms personality and ravenous good looks. Maybe oneday i could even take him up on that offer of homosex but for now its a bridge too far, sorry dood