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Just kidding, I never shower!!!!!

So you do it in the tub then.

Do you set up bowling pins at one end of the tub and hurl yourself at them?

I dunno, but anyone who calls their nether regions "hoohah" needs some serious mental help.

(03-06-2020, 01:54 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Just kidding, I never shower!!!!!

I think I remember back in 2011 you took a shower that one time. 

Spinners are easy to do that with; lightweight, strong pubic bone. Pick 'em up, 
then toss 'em into something or one something. Make sure you give them a good
swing around and grab it tight. Shit gets slippery. 

This method of bowling below is a demonstration of how great bowling for boneheads can feel. 


It's what Robocop would have wanted for his City.

Roflmfao @ this thread getting bumped, and the fact that I even made it in the first place.

Wow, just wow.

(03-07-2020, 03:33 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I dunno, but anyone who calls their nether regions "hoohah" needs some serious mental help.

" never shower!!"
How does she achieve thus you might ask... a quality fabric rag to wipe her ass

Hey it doesn't bother me that you know that because I gave everybody that info!!!

I've heard testimonials from others who have come over exclusively to batiste!!!

It's just the right thing to do!!!

"Hoohah" roflroflrofl.

(07-01-2020, 03:49 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]" never shower!!"
How does she achieve thus you might ask... a quality fabric rag to wipe her ass

Her shower cam feed says different.

....slips back out of the bedroom back into the woods to the tent and solar generator setup to view the laptop's latest.

Don't even try to find it.

Rf sweeper isn't going to work and there's definitely a drain cam you won't find as well.


Hmm...quality fabric rag cam. Great idea! Time to get crafty.

That's not super creepy or anything...

Sometimes, here... I don't even know wtf I'm reading.
This is one of those times.

You know what, fuckin' agreed.